The Group

Larry · Cheryl:You know what l was gargling there? Was it Yankee Doodle Dandy? Yes. That was a good one.

Larry:Yeah, that way we can get rid of him.

Larry:'I'm a malingerer and he's a lingerer'

Larry:'He's leaving show business? That would be good news.'

Larry:'Although I don't think he'd bill it as that'

Larry · Cheryl:Long awkward silence after Cheryl asks why she always initiates sex

Larry:'I got a cramp in my foot' as excuse for not responding about sex initiation

Larry:Just assume that l want it all the time... so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder.

Larry:'I will treat your breasts as if they're mine'

Larry:That's how l'll walk around. You know, l need borders, l need boundaries.

Jeff:'She's bringing The Vagina Monologues...' - Jeff's awkward phrasing

Cheryl:Cheryl's extended speechlessness at the opportunity

Larry:'I've never actually seen the vagina with my glasses on'

Larry · Cheryl:Johnny Goldberg. Johnny Walker?

Larry:'Inside, I'm corroding' response to looking good

Lucy:Look at you, getting some gray hair. lnside, l'm corroding.

Lucy · Larry:Look at you, getting some gray hair. -lnside, l'm corroding.

Lucy:Lucy's casual admission about being a drug addict

Lucy:Lucy's agent 'dropping the ball' on Vagina Monologues audition

Lucy:'When he stopped actually being fun, I stopped actually liking him'

Larry:'We don't have a child, do we?' - Larry's paternity panic

Larry:Larry literally tapping Cheryl on the shoulder for sex

Larry:'I'm kind of tapped out' - Larry's masturbation confession

Larry:Lucy made 'a brief appearance and said goodbye' in Larry's fantasy

Larry:Larry's protective attitude toward Cheryl not being 'defiled' in his fantasies

Larry:l can degrade and defile her.

Larry:She's got a bad attitude, doesn't take part in lesbian scenes... very hard to get along with. She's like a prima donna.

Larry:'I'm gonna bring back the young Sophia Loren'

Jeff:That's one of those things you go.... Wow! Blue Label!

Jeff:Asteroid, hurricane, same thing.

Jeff:'You're just a big bowl of wrong'

Larry:l didn't know there was a prom. l had no idea that a prom even existed.

Lucy:'I'm not gonna bring him' - referring to the stepfather perpetrator

Larry · Lucy:Are you sure that you qualify with your stepfather? ls that considered incest? No, if it's your stepfather, Larry, it's considered a date.

Larry:'Sometimes when we're not together, I go to restaurants'

Lucy:'We need our time alone' - awkward boundary setting

Gwendolyn:and he would make a 'Z' on my tummy with a feather... and then later, with his sword.

Gwendolyn:Uncles arguing during abuse about positions and technique

Gwendolyn · Cynthia:lt was my stepbrother. Does a stepbrother count? lt's not really a blood relative. So, does it count? Step counts. Remember that everybody: Step counts.

Gwendolyn:This means that today l don't have to cut myself or put cigarettes out....

Larry:Larry's defensive response about breaking up with Lucy

Larry:Right, yes, l know that's impossible... for an idiot like me to ever break up with a woman.

Larry:World without pillows philosophical tangent

Larry · Director:Newsstand Dog Fancy magazine cover story

Cheryl:Cheryl's surprise at Larry's gambling problem

Director:Jeff Greene as Lucy's manager revelation

Uncle Nathan:Uncle Nathan's car accident story with fat man and jazzy woman

Uncle Nathan:Big fat guy, and a woman, a real jazzy number. Both of them obviously drunk out of their minds.

Larry · Cheryl:Larry and Cheryl realizing Jeff was in the accident

Larry:You only have to talk about it. Not show it.

Wendy · Uncle Nathan:The osteopath? Yeah. How'd you know? Get out of here. What? Get out of here, you fucking piece of shit! Get out, you filthy animal!