The Larry David Sandwich

Larry:You know what I... you know or an adult drawn to the nipple.

Larry:Why does a Jew need a ticket to go to temple, it's crazy?

Larry:Look you can't get your index finger in there, what's the point?

Jeff:I like watching you do that.

Larry:They named a sandwich after me!

Larry:That's a disgusting sandwich really.

Larry · Man:You bumped into me!

Unknown:Call me Mr. Tibbs!

Larry:Mustn't interrupt intercourse! Oh sacred intercourse cannot be interrupted.

Larry:Everybody quiet! Quiet for intercourse. Shhhht, don't disturb the intercourse.

Larry:I don't like it.

Larry:You don't have a lot of respect for speech.

Leo:You are the whitefish sable. Period.

Larry · Leo:What about tong? - No tong!

Larry:Jesus, that guy almost broke my hand with that shake.

Larry's father:if you're pleasant to people.

Larry:I see you recoiled a little bit, was it a breath thing?

Larry:The sandwich gave him a stroke. How do you like this? The sandwich!

Larry:Even with the mercury...

Larry · Father:I'm adopted? Adopted? - Did you say I'm adopted?

Larry:I'm adopted?

Larry:the only noticeable thing I have in common with him... is my penmanship

Ted Danson:I'm not funny anymore! It's the writing.

Ted Danson · Larry:That sounds awful! What are you talking about, awful?

Larry:Shut the fuck up! It's not herring!

Ted:One tastes good and one sucks!

Scalper:The cantor will be practically spitting all over you.

Jeff:Too many jews to go around. It's not enough, exactly.

Jeff:If every blue moon I have sex, I'm not gonna pick up.

Larry:No! What? No!

Marty:I go there five times a week. But I eat anything off the menu.

Larry:You little snitch. You little nitch.

Larry:You're setting a very bad example for my gentile wife.

Jeff:He's got the yips.

Larry · Marty:I'm adopted. Bullshit? Bullshit? No, it's not bullshit.

Leo:I adopted too! You are my brother! We are in the brotherhood of the adopted!

Larry:Do not even think about it.

Nanny:If only he had picked up.