Kamikaze Bingo

Larry:I love that bow. I am nuts about that bow. It humbles you. And we've got so many cocky people in this country. They need the humility of the bow here.

Larry · Cheryl:We're looking for a big penis... With some big balls...

Larry:'Cofey was here'. What kind of moron is this Cofey, carving his nick... Takes a knife out and carves into the table?

Yoshi's friend · Larry:A kamikaze pilot. - Wow. [beat] Wouldn't he be dead?

Larry:Was he coming down, all of a sudden, he said, 'Jesus, this kamikaze business might not be for me'. 'I think maybe I'll... go back to base'?

Yoshi:Yoshi's defeated 'I'm uncertain' response to Larry's kamikaze interrogation

Larry:Abrupt topic change to discussing rainbow roll sushi immediately after kamikaze awkwardness

Larry:Bingo is the only thing in the world that I feel any sense of optimism about. When I play I actually think I'm gonna win. Isn't that insane?

Larry · poker players:Well, you know, we're here. I had to really finagle to get out tonight. I'm kinda happy to be anywhere. And you know, we can't leave the house. We don't have keys. And a pizza is coming.

Larry:And he tried, he didn't actually kill himself, he just tried. That's a very good distinction. Because if he said he tried to... That means he didn't, which means he's alive.

Mayuki · Larry · poker players:Mayuki's fury at finding them still playing poker when she returns from hospital

poker player · Mayuki:I was up about $400. - Out! - Can we settle up? - Out! Pizza was coming, it would have been rude to leave a pizza guy...

Larry · Cheryl:How do you know? - He sent me a suicide email. - A suicide email?!

Larry:Larry's outrage at being excluded from the suicide email cc list

Larry:When you get married, you not only get the sex, but you get all the other stuff too. All the information from the wife who doesn't hold any secrets.

Larry · Lenore:Bingo scene with Larry's confident 'Bingo!' followed by immediate rejection

bingo caller · Larry:G-41. - Not in my purview. Not in my purview.

Larry · Lenore:Cheat. - You called I-17. Let me see that pad. - No, you're not gonna see this pad. - Why? Let me take a look at it!

bingo caller · Ruthie:Ruthie gets a dollar! - Ha-ha, I won a dollar! I won, everybody! I won!

Ruth · Larry:Ruth winning immediately after Larry's disputed game, proving his conspiracy theory

Larry:I had bingo. You all know I had bingo. And I won your dollar.

Larry:We thought of it between hands.

Larry · Mayuki:I'm curious about how you can be a kamikaze pilot and still be alive. There's a lot of kamikaze pilots that are still alive. You say that, and I say to you, they are not kamikaze pilots.

Larry:'He grazed the ship'. That sounds to me like 'I think I might head home. This is fucking insane'.

Larry:I didn't call him chicken, I ordered chicken! Here's the difference: 'You're a chicken'. 'I'll have some chicken'. 'You're a chicken'. 'I'd like a piece of chicken'.

Yoshi · Larry:You're eating pistachio nuts while you're apologizing to me? - Yes, so? - You can't be sincere about apologizing and then snack on pistachio nuts!

Larry:I've snacked and apologized many times in the past and everyone's always accepted it quite graciously.

Larry:She called my number. I listen, I pay attention. I'm a good bingo player.

Larry:I think Lenore... is either in cahoots with Ruth or maybe even a few other people. I don't even know.

Dr. Skadden:You want me to go undercover to play bingo? Is that what you're saying?

Larry · Pharmacist:Doctor vs Pharmacist standoff over medication preference

Larry:I'll go with the pharmacist. I'm going with the pharmacist.

Larry · Nat:Larry walking in on his father watching loud pornography

Larry · Nat:You... I can hear it in the lobby, this thing! - So what? I can't hear, you know? - It's too loud! - It's very hard for me. I can't hear.

Nat · Ruthie:the Japanese guy, his son tried to kill himself. But he's home from the hospital, he didn't die. - Oh yeah, good guy... - No no, 'die'. - Lie? - No, 'die'. Die, die, die!

Larry · Cofey:Is that your name? Cofey? - Yeah. - Have you ever been to that Japanese restaurant across the street? - Oh yeah, eat there all the time. - So Cofey was there. - You could say that.

Larry:You know what, Cofey? I think I'll go with the doctor.

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's BlackBerry obsession complaint while Cheryl is on her BlackBerry

Restaurant staff:Restaurant staff chanting 'Chicken teriyaki boy!' as Larry leaves

Larry:I'm chicken teriyaki boy. That's my nickname, 'cause I always order chicken teriyaki. So whenever I go in, they go, 'oh, chicken teriyaki boy'! And they call you that. - Yes, that's my name.

Larry · Mayuki:Let's go double or nothing. Bingo. - You wanna take me on in bingo? - Tomorrow, the nursing home, 2:00.

Larry · Mayuki:Double or nothing bingo challenge between Larry and Mayuki

Larry:Oh no! Suicide blackberry.

Larry:'Suicide blackberry' - Cheryl's phone reveals bad news

Larry · Mayuki:Nobody beats me at bingo. Nobody! - Really? I haven't read about that.

elderly residents · Larry:That's him. He's the one that tried to kill Ruthie. - Yes. - What? What?

Larry:Larry's desperate explanation: 'I was saying die, die!' while yelling to help his deaf father

Larry:Larry's final 'Banzaii!' kamikaze battle cry as he's dragged away