Dennis and Mac make a decision to take away all rules concerning moral and behavioral etiquette at Paddy's after an argument about the Constitution. Frank uses the decision and it's following consequences to his own gain. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to convey his love for America by protesting while Dee attempts to reaffirm her goal of being an actress.
WAR
34.2
Wins Above Replacement
“Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass” ranks #127 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 75.2 — Great. The episode packs 42 scored jokes at 1.5 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Charlie landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Charlie · Frank: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Frank Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Charlie: We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Charlie Absurdist Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Mac: That's why we call it 'Charlie work.'
Mac Character Comedy Running Gag ★ Rewatch Charlie: Get out of here! Get out of here! If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! Attica! Attica!
All Jokes — 42 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dennis · Dee: Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor.
Dennis Dee Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Frank · Dee: It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough.
Frank Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dee: Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody!
Dee Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Mac: That's why we call it 'Charlie work.'
Mac Character Comedy Running Gag ★ Rewatch Charlie · Frank: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
Frank Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Mac · Charlie: You're practically a Vietcong.
Charlie: We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Charlie Absurdist Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Actor · Charlie: Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig. Like, I'm not really part of any cause.
Actor · Dee: Oh, right. Like you know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40?
Actor Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Charlie: Before I go America all over your ass!
Charlie Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement Dennis: We want real girls going wild. It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process.
Dennis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dee · Charlie: Well, maybe for a small, fat person. Not for an actor.
Charlie: It blocks the babies out.
Dee: Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff.
Dee Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Mac · Dennis: You girls have gone wild! You've gone wild!
Dennis: Except for the levees.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Callback Callback Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation! That's segregation!
Mac Absurdist Irony/Sarcasm Frank: Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth.
Frank: I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin?
Frank Character Comedy Absurdist Frank: Alan is just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand.
Frank Dark/Subversive Escalation Dee Reaction Beat Physical/Slapstick Mac: You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off.
Mac Observational Cringe/Discomfort McPoyle brothers: Can we get a couple glasses of milk?
Mac: They bang each other, Dennis. And they bang each other.
Mac Cringe/Discomfort Escalation McPoyle: It's a free country, bitch.
McPoyle Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Frank: If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers.
Frank Dark/Subversive Escalation Charlie: Looks like Jonestown.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Observational McPoyle Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Charlie: Don't tread on me.
Charlie Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Dee: I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass.
Dee Absurdist Character Comedy Artemis: Sweet, Sweet Dee... it's not something you can lose, okay?
Artemis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm McPoyle · McPoyle sister: She wants to show you her boobies.
McPoyle: There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves. Society has the problem.
McPoyle Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Artemis: The year is 1888. There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper.
Charlie: Get out of here! Get out of here! If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! Attica! Attica!
Dennis: We gave people too much freedom. That's the problem! All they do is exploit it!
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Observational Charlie · McPoyle: I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man. But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me.
McPoyle Physical/Slapstick Absurdist ★ Rewatch McPoyle: Nobody messes with the McPoyles!
Dennis · Charlie: Whose fault is that, Captain America?
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