Canvassing

I've been searching for 25 minutes and I haven't found a single egg. And I'm an adult. Oh. Yeah, I forgot to do that.

She's as respected as Mother Teresa. She's as powerful as Stalin, and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.

I know! That's why I fake invited you.

When I was in sixth grade, I was voted Best Dressed by 87 votes. And there were only 63 people in my class.

Tom, you probably won't need any [sunscreen for your beaks].

You can't handle the pit. That's why we need to turn it into a park.

Would it change your mind if we told you that... She's gone.

Now, is this park gonna have a playground or, you know, maybe a pool for the kids? Oh, how old are your kids? No kids.

Also, is the park gonna be at least 1,000 feet from my house? Because, you know, I really can't move again.

He runs weird.

Could the 4-year-old watch the 2-year-old?

Are you gonna commit to coming to this meeting tomorrow, or are you gonna be a bitch?

Let's blow on each other's faces.

Yeah, don't worry about it, I made it all up.

Survey. We surveyed crystal meth users.

You don't care about your kids if you don't support this park!

Oh, it's next month, forget about it. Oh, it's tomorrow night.

Am I talking to the two sexiest thighs in landscaping?

He's our symbol. We'll wheel him around the neighborhood to get sympathy. He's a cute FDR.

There's a new wind blowing in government and I don't like it.

Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks! Let's pretend they're potatoes! Nikolai! Do you want to swim in the dirt?

President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States.

Only for one to 90 days.

Don's cement, It's the best you can get, Don's

Can you do that? Why? Please, April! This is serious! Can you do that? Probably.

This is gonna be a train wreck.

None of them were able to make it tonight, unfortunately. But they totally exist. I did not make them up.

It's a rectangular lot. It's got excellent drainage.

Lawrence lives with his grandma. Which is pretty awesome. He takes care of her, I guess. But whatever, he's a douchebag.

I'm in a band. It's called Just the Tip.

I'm oddly attracted to Kate Spivack.

twisted him to death

Filibuster! Boom! They can't touch you if you talk forever.

blink our feelings to each other, rather than use words

Hi. Uh, I'm a youth in the community and I think a new park is a great idea. And I fully support it, as would the rest of the youth in the community.

Hey! I recognize her. That kid came to my door yesterday.

You suck. Hear that? He called me 'park lady.'

You know, normally, I don't agree with Leslie about anything, but this book is awesome.