George Steinbrenner (voice)

Hire this man.

You could put that mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.

It's almost a dessert dessert.

Word has it you were the brains behind the whole thing... His name is conspicuously absent from this card. Like he went out of his way not to sign it.

Yogi Berra, Lou Piniella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Hauser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Stump Merrill, Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter...

We all get a little cuckoo. I used to be like you. Berating personnel, calling managers on the field during a game.

I've got two words to say to you, George. Hot tub.

You got it in, but it slips out. Put it in again, it slips out again.

You know, we used to talk. I don't think he liked me very much.

Find him, Wilhelm.

He's dead. Costanza's dead.

We can't grieve forever. Gotta get back to business.

Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.

Not as long as I'm running the show!

Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there. You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army...

Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on. Pass it down. That's a good boy.

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one. Everybody out. Hurry up, hurry up.

If people can't hold onto things, tough luck.

From 1973 to 1982, I ate the exact same lunch every day. Turkey chilli in a bowl made out of bread.

You eat the chilli, then you eat the bowl. Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just a table.

That smell. I know that smell. He's in the building. Costanza is in the building. And he's not in this office.

We'll put all the uniforms in pizza ovens before the game. That's fantastic. Keep those muscles loosey-goosey.

I smell a pennant!

Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer... for the cigarettes and shakes. -The players will be reimbursed? -The trainer.

This is the third time I've had to repeat myself. -Sorry. -Sorry doesn't cut it. We're running a ball club here, George. You've got to pay attention.

Let me-- Let me think here.

My brother-in-law was there. Man was obsessed with lactating women. They cured him. Although he eats a lot of cheese.

She's a heartbreaker, a love-taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man. Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy.

How about a ride on the Stein-pony express? Get up here. What's your name, shorty? Mel? Are you Mel?

Oh, my God. Quick, everybody under the desk.

Can you imagine what went through my mind when I saw there wasn't room under that desk for me and my babies?

You had a premonition about the bomb. You climbed under because you have ESP. Quick, George, put a thought in my mind. Meatballs, huh? Unbelievable. You're a wonder, George.

No more cheap adjustable hats for Hat Day. He wants fitted hats just like the players wear.

Is it 'Fe-bru-ary' or 'Feb-uary'? Because I prefer 'uary,' and what is this rule?

When someone's unstable, don't stir the pot. Know what I'll do? Run around the stadium, closing windows.

It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?

Starting tomorrow, no more desks. Just a Lucite table and four legs.

He wasn't really a sultan, huh? What do you make of that?

You don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you?