Reverend Jim A Space Odyssey

Does this look like the face of a loser?

The guy was climbing into the ring, he trips, falls down and knocks himself cold. Tony won by default.

I had to make it through the same ropes.

You, uh, remember us? Uh, nope.

I go into the bar, and I tell everyone I am looking for a fight... Well, lots of people offered to help.

They think I am their brother.

When are they going to clean those bathrooms? You were in the kitchen.

Wait a minute... you marry me. Uh, believe me, it would never work out.

Oh, yeah. I thought I dreamed that. Maybe I'm dreaming this.

You mean the whole wedding party was nude? No, just me.

They, uh... changed their minds at the last minute and forgot to tell me.

What does it mean? Uh... 'Poor guy.'

Well, what did you decide? Well, we-we, uh... we thought that-that you might like to?

Of course, I can only stay for five or six.

Well, I can take it, if you can. No, no, no, not that personal.

I've often thought I'd make a good pharmacist... Oh, I've taken a lot of chemistry.

Boogie down, Latka. Boogie down.

♪ Get on up ♪ ♪ Get on the scene ♪ ♪ I feel like a sex machine. ♪

Any of this currency?

Everything I take is by doctor's prescription... Though finding the right doctor can be difficult.

I am the living embodiment of the '60s. Everything that came along, I went with. Even if I didn't know what it was, I went with it.

Even if I didn't know what it was, I went with it.

How many drugs do you think I did? Mmm... a lot. Wow! Right on the nose!

I spent a year of my life making a macramé couch.

If I hadn't been there there would only have been... 499,999 people. Lucky thing for them I went.

I'd like to see them try that with disco.

I was finding God all over the place. He kept ditching me.

What do you say to that? Thank you. You're welcome.

All I ended up with was recurring flashbacks of the original Mouseketeers... hatching out of seedpods.

I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

What kind of training could he possibly have? None. What kind of skills could he possibly have? None. What kind of job can we possibly get him? Cabdriver.

Am I coming or going?

I know guys pulling rickshas that could do better.

It was either a tranquilizer or a Chiclet.

I guess we can rule out Chiclets.

Zoom, zoom.

Louie singing 'Moonlight Bay' and getting everyone to join in

Hey, is it okay if Jim comes and works here as a cab driver? Sure. Everybody works on Moonlight Bay.

What color are my eyes? Hmm... well, you can rule out white.

I mean, if I were in space I'd be weightless. You are in space.

This is the most reading I've done in years. My brown eyes hurt.

This is the most reading I've done in years. My brown eyes hurt.

Well, hasn't everyone? Put 'No.'

Mental illness or narcotic addiction? That's a tough choice.

I think that Cubby's got it in for me.

I think that Cubby's got it in for me.

Two things... That they won't issue him a license to drive in this city and that they will.

What does a yellow light mean? Slow down. Okay. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?

The examiner said I did real well. I didn't hit hardly anything.

I've never felt closer to a group of people, not even in the portable johns at Woodstock.

Where are you headed? Uptown... cabby.

That'll be 90 cents.