Nardo Loses Her Marbles

Two pennies, a dime and a Canadian quarter?

Police state.

Eh, sam-a, sam-a, sam-a-vich, sam-a-vich. A sam-a-wich. No, don't eat the sam-a-mich... Get it out.

Company property.

See, this is the Louie I was telling you about.

Oh, he knocked me out in the second round.

Well, I went to a bad play and a short fight.

Yeah, everyone needs to loaf once in awhile.

From nowhere to almost somewhere.

I'm wearing her down.

Three. Okay. I lied, I had eight. I lied, that's hot chocolate.

Gin.

She should have told me that before I lined them with tin foil.

Hey, Elaine, I'll show you an artist.

I think this one could use more brown.

You want bubbles? [BLOWS IN CHAMPAGNE]

You want bubbles?

I guess that's what I should expect from a cabdriver.

Low bridge!

I can tell a manic-depressive, Down syndrome when I see one.

The day you were that red and white striped dress.

Very little. I painted it.

I sometimes use the painting to test my patients' honesty. Boy, are you honest.

I think it's a toll call over there.

This is going to be so easy for you, like an hour off.

Nice note. I especially like the flower in the corner.

And if you leave, I'll have to read this article about what rats did at the University of Wisconsin.

Talking.

A sure sign of mental health, right? Right.

So, uh, I guess I'll just have to give up the kids.

Hey, listen, I'm just glad that one of us had the sense to stop before we did something that we would have both remembered fondly for the rest of our lives.

I heard you are seeing a podiatrist.

Because I told him I was having bad dreams, so he told me to wear looser shoes.

And you know, it worked. Boy, this is a great country.