Wherefore Art Thou Bobby

You sure you're not just being humble? (Alex's sarcastic response to Bobby's claim he got the job for being good-looking)

What's a kebel? / It take 270 kebel make a lifnitsch

What's a matta? / I don't know nothing. What's a matta with you?

I was just pulling your yaktabe

Get lost, yokel. / God, I love New York.

What are the chances of that? / 50-50? / At least.

I play the only guy at a party without a tan

If it's 'brafla,' I have to kill a man. / I think it's 'bratla.' / Oh, good, good. Now I won't need the rest of the day off.

I leaned out of the cab to tell this guy he was an idiot and I forgot to roll the window down

Is this good luck charm in your country? / No. / Then, uh, why are you giving it to me? / I don't want it.

He doesn't respect my leadership. / What are you talking about? He's like everyone else here. He fears you. He pays you bribes. He hates you.

Louie, why would anyone go out of his way to deliver awful, depressing news to another human being? / Kicks.

Make it one word. / Is 'super-loser' one word?

No time for love. Stop that man!

He's losing his pants. / Don't you wish.

Hi. I'd like to send a singing telegram. / Louie!

What's the matter with your face? / Tony, please. / Well, look at his face.

They couldn't pay me enough to screw up my face like that.

I guess I'm gonna have to tell everybody that my father's side of the family comes from Florida

A fine, understanding, easy-going, level-headed, roll-with-the-punches kind of guy

Yeah, well, you know, if you like revivals

What the hell are you laughing at? / Oh, he's laughing at my face. Pretty funny, huh? / I haven't even gotten to your face yet.

I'm not an actor anymore... Since I decided it was stupid

And it doesn't have to be anything nice. Just whatever you got lying around. / Oh, gee, I wanted to give you a nice one.

Bobby, I appreciate your help, but could you give me a little more? / Actors.

I am... s-s-slain.

[Long pause after Romeo's death scene as everyone processes Bobby's talent]

Ho, this day just keeps getting better by the minute. / Worked like a charm, didn't it, Rieger?

I wish I had this on film! Thank you, Lord! Thank you.

That light is you, Lou. You're my inspiration... maybe one day I might be able to come back here in this garage and stuff every laugh you've ever had at my expense right down your throat.

Thank you, Louie. / You're welcome.

Well, Louie, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.