Nina Loves Alex

There's a person here. You mean you, Jim? Uh... Yes, I mean me. I have something to say and your ignoring me made me forget it!

Guess I told him, didn't I? You sure did. I just hope he had it coming.

That puts you on our 'A' list.

I got my good side and I got my bad side. Yeah, his good side is he's never bombed the children's hospital.

You gonna listen to me or you gonna stand there looking contemporary?

There are no men and women in this garage. Only hacks who ferry frightened citizens around a diseased city.

His mother dropped him on his head. About a week ago.

I see you're planning on driving in the borough of Oz. Watch out for the Munchkins; they're light tippers.

Let's see, uh, you got cab 404. That's got no springs and no heater. We call it Old Whip 'n' Chill.

You're cute, Jim. Ah... What a kidder! What a kidder. Maybe you're right.

You know, one show almost got to Broadway called Stompin' and Clompin' and Cuttin' Loose. It played one week and I lost 11 pounds.

Yeah, every script they send you has you saying either 'jive turkey' or 'say what, sucker?' How'd you know that?

I have this little alarm that goes off every time I'm with someone who's about to be enthusiastic.

I mean, I-I-I'm really too tired to talk, let alone participate in a conversation with a young actress cab driver who's about to lick the world.

Sorry's no good when there's no Eiffel Tower.

We're 16 and we're in love, so could you please do us a favor? Yeah. What? Buy us liquor? I would, but I forgot my I.D.

Nee-na/Nine-a's Magical Mystery Tour.

If I had a car, I would have asked Wendy.

I've never said this before, miss, but wacka, wacka, wacka!

We got matching shoes in there.

With her skinny body and your nose, they'd spend their whole lives falling on their faces.

She left these tied to the cab door handle with a note saying, 'It's about time you started cheering up. I'll be helpful.'

My heart belongs to Cabbie.

There's not enough helium in this world.

Oh, that's all right... Sometime they'll come back down and brighten up an otherwise dull day around here.

Look, the last thing I need in my life is a born-again cheerleader who's gonna try to kick some life into the old boy.

She's like every actress or Hindu that I ever met. She has karma, she's high on life, she's positive, hard-working, joyful... and I don't like her!

I'm not a sentimental man, but each day when I look into this envelope, I get all misty.

I'm not a sentimental man, but each day when I look into this envelope, I get all misty.

If she doesn't understand, you can explain it over a weekend in Connecticut.

What does it take to get you excited? I would get excited if you got the part. I think I've gotten the part. Oh, don't be ridiculous!

I've never been so moved since Judy Garland re-opened at the Palace.

Stand back, Alex. I'm gonna need a little freakin' space!

They said I was too right for it. Too... Too on the nose.

It's just me they didn't like.

The last broken heart I had was when the Jets didn't cover.

I'm a no-magic man.

You said no magic, and darned if it ain't so!

You said no magic, and darned if it ain't so!

You've got a lot more problems than that. / I'm fine. / No, I mean it. I'm fine. / I'm fine.