Bobby Doesnt Live Here Anymore

Latka guessing exactly right about the beach ball being 'Red, green, yellow and blue'

Latka correctly guessing the price: 'About ten dollars'

Tony asking about the saleslady's height and Latka guessing 'Five foot three' then Tony's frustrated 'Not even close, Mr. Know-It-All'

Latka and Tony both claiming to be Bobby's best friend

Latka saying he'll return the beach ball 'to the six-feet tall saleslady'

Yeah, those people in, uh, California are pretty strange. Yeah. Yeah. Unlike here.

Jim accepting the welcome meant for Bobby: 'I didn't even know I was gone'

Jim saying 'I'm not one to nitpick' about his name being wrong

Bobby's assessment of California: 'Take away the beaches, the climate, the women, the glamour... still beats this'

Louie's backhanded welcome: 'If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a ham'

Louie's 'You never came here to work, Wheeler'

Louie's Gettysburg joke: 'If he was at Gettysburg, we'd be singing Dixie before ball games'

Louie: 'If you held a gun to his head, Wheeler couldn't act nervous'

Louie: 'The highest priced seats are near the exits'

Louie: 'They have to put sick bags behind the seats'

Louie: 'Couldn't I just take out my appendix with a warm spoon?'

Louie: 'And then I'll go down and sprinkle rock salt where hell froze over'

What do you mean, 'pretty good'? It's fantastic. You know, if you hadn't said '150,000 bucks a week,' everybody'd be going crazy right now.

The celebration escalation from cab driver party to TV star party

Louie's drunken 'You ain't seen porfnig yet'

Latka's earmuffs riddle: 'It keep you warm and it rhyme with zearmuffs'

The earmuffs revelation after Bobby guesses correctly

Well, since you can't, could I have your juicer?

Latka's reaction to buying the beach ball: 'I like to be laughed at by the clerks in the toy store'

They said I wasn't sexy enough. What? I don't understand. They gotta be crazy. I mean, I ooze sex. I mean, look at my teeth and my hair, my height. I'm a sexy guy.

The waitress calling Bobby 'a sex god, señor'

Bobby's plan: 'I'm going to wander the streets aimlessly and ride the subways and babble to myself'

An old woman clubbing pigeons. No, no, not down there, up there. Oh, the sunrise.

Or the one after that.

Latka's gift confusion escalation: 'And then when I give you the beach ball, you're going to want the earmuffs?'

I am fed up. I don't care where you go, what you do, when you do it, when you get there. I don't care. You're making me crazy. Earmuffs, beach ball. Earmuffs, beach ball...

You probably are talented, because you're getting out of this place. It's something I gave up on a long time ago.

Louie's delayed reaction and then explosive laughter: 'That's the funniest thing I ever heard'

Alex's final line: 'I think I'm gonna miss him the least'

Bobby's callback: 'Or the one after that' when talking about making it

Alex's final toast: 'Here's hoping we never see each other again'