Just the Perfect Blendship

Lesbian?

Larry:I didn't know they were lesbians. Is there some message there I didn't pick up?

Larry:Maybe we should finish these questions here at dinner and just wrap this thing up. Get rid of Hank and the audience and just, uh... discuss the rest of these on our own.

Guest:Jeff goldblum. You were gonna ask me about Jeff. That's the promo card.

Hank:That's Larry for 'I hate this guy.'

Mary Lou:I have nothing else to do.

Wendy:That's so sad.

Hank:we can go to my house and see a little tape I like to call too hot for TV, totally uncensored.

Hank:Um... have you ever had a 'collinoscopy'?

Phil:Not officially.

Phil:Hank, how do you ask somebody out who's seen the inside of your ass?

Phil:How could you tell? Weren't you facing the other way?

Phil:You know, it usually takes several years to get to that level of intimacy.

Hank:I bonded with a man completely non-sexually the other day.

Hank:okay. No good?

Mary Lou:No, I think it might make Larry uncomfortable.

Wendy:My neck is 4 inches long... flaccid.

Wendy:I think this is a funnier area of the bathroom. I think I could really kill here, yeah. Hey, how ya doin', folks? Great to be here... by the tampon dispenser!

Wendy:Hey, how ya doin', folks? Great to be here... by the tampon dispenser!

Jeff Goldblum:No, these are pajamas.

Phil:I don't know. What do they wear?

Larry:Listen, uh, we were talking earlier in the makeup room. I meant to tell you, you know, I asked out Gina gershon when she did the show.

Artie:Anyway we're off the air in 2 fucking weeks.

Phil:how you can date Hank after seeing, you know... inside?

Dr. Monica:Because I once saw him in a speedo, and I couldn't eat for a week.

Wendy:You fucking rule! You fucking rule!

Phil:how you can date Hank after seeing, you know... inside?

Monica:Because I once saw him in a speedo, and I couldn't eat for a week.

Hank:Higher. 12.

Larry:Why don't we take a break and... we'll come, uh, right back and watch Hank guess the entire current nfl roster and their numbers and weights.

Hank:I sent her, uh... I sent her Bob costas. I sent her, uh, brent musberger. John madden drove all the way across the country just to see her. Howie long. Howie... howie goes once a week.

Hank:I sent her Bob costas. I sent her, uh, brent musberger. John madden drove all the way across the country just to see her. Howie long. Howie... howie goes once a week.

Hank:I mean, she gives great scope, you know?

Wendy:You mean Larry?

Wendy:Oh, ha!

Artie:You see? You're gonna kill 'em.

Wendy:So I'm sitting at home this morning, uh, watching porn as I'm wont to do from time to time

Wendy:Ron jeremy is masturbating, uh, and he's got his pinky out, and I found out why he does that. I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out. It's because he's classy.

Wendy:My neck is 4 inches long flaccid.

Wendy:But, uh, I don't see why he had to call me a whore.

Wendy:And all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'oh, my God. I'm turning into my mother.'

Wendy:Especially because he didn't do anything.

Artie:In this business, shows come and go. And friendships, well... they come and go, too, but as long as you kill, everybody's happy.

Phil:I probably thought of it as a fucking tailgate party.

Gina:Maybe harder. I think she wants it harder. Yeah. A little harder!

Jeff Goldblum:Every time I take a bite out of the chicken, I thought it was your eyebrow. I couldn't even eat it.

Jeff:she had an orgasm practically when you... were massaging her foot.

Larry:Do you think so?

Jeff:As close as I've seen.