Francine Sanders

Francine:I don't think she's quite got the hang of this. Let's go over this again. You see, it's for when you cannot see me.

Larry · Francine · Hank:This is my first wife Francine. You probably Don't recall 'Cause it's been Quite a while. Hi, Hank. I'm sorry, Francine. You didn't Recognize me, That's ok.

Francine:We only had you Over to the house That one time. But again, That blancat duveaux Was extraordinary.

Larry · Francine:You only let me invite each of your friends over one time. Really? Oh, I must have been really an asshole. No, not really. Who wants to have those friends over more than once anyway?

Francine · Larry:No, not really. Who wants to have Those friends over More than once Anyway? Right, right.

Larry · Francine:And now I'm just gonna-- I built all these bookshelves, I'm gonna have to put books on 'em. Which fools nobody. Don't I know. Now people just come over, they see all the books, they think no emmys. No way.

Francine · Larry:Aw, I'm sorry. Those are such Nice statues. Aren't they? You know? And now I'm just gonna-- I built all these Bookshelves, I'm gonna have to put Books on 'em. Which fools nobody.

Francine · Larry:There's a caricature of you over there on the wall. Oh, that's Barbra Streisand. Hmm. That looks exactly like you.

Larry · Francine:You see Nick Nolte over there? Look, he looks like Rose Marie. Oh, look. I thought that was Gene Autry. Huh? No. That's Nick Nolte.

Larry · Francine:He hates me. Then why are you waving at him? Because he's waving at me.

Francine · Larry:You just gave Mike Ovitz the finger. What is wrong with you? He didn't even see it. He saw you. He doesn't need to see it. He can feel it. He's an agent.

Larry · Francine:I can't stop waving. Help me stop. Do something. Just-- [sighs] You just gave Mike ovitz the finger.

Francine · Larry:Oh, that-- that thing's happening again, where your suit disappears into the curtain. Looks like a big floating head. That doesn't really bother me anymore anyway.

Larry · Francine:What if I told you I have a gun? You have a gun? Yes, I do. Jesus, You've changed. I know.

Francine:He's gayer than a French horn.

Francine:I had sex with him. Will that be a problem for you?

Francine:Ask if the Saab's clutch is still sticking.

Francine · Larry:It was like a theme show. Who's the third? Me. That would be me. I would be the third.

Francine:I didn't sleep with Ed Begley or the man who plays the piano with his ass!

Francine:You could throw your wrist out.

Francine:I can't believe it took six years for you to find out!

Francine:Does the restaurant have a big crank outside? That's kind of inconvenient, you rush outside every time you want the floor to turn?

Larry · Francine:[Screams] It's me. God, you scared the shit out of me.

Francine:When my sister was in town, she wanted to see where tony danza lives. Nice vacation.

Francine:He stopped wearing a toupee because he realized in prison you don't need hair to be attractive.

Francine:I only have time to humor one neurotic obsession. Are we choosing this one? Next time, one of mine?

Francine:Yeah, or having living with one or having sex with one or a relationship or whatever we're doing here.

Francine · Larry:Oh, it's o.K. It's tom Hanks. He always jogs at this time. Tom!

Larry · Francine:What would it cost to have the bunker saddam hussein has? He means that secure.

Artie · Francine:You wash, I'll dry. Larry has a dishwasher. You rinse, I'll load.

Larry · Francine:You're starting to sound like a reporter on A current affair, You know that? here's something you never hear On a current affair. Ow. Fuck you. Ow. you know, I don't believe I ever have heard that On a current affair.

Larry · Francine:He started crying? no. He was crying. He was-- He buckled that fast?

Francine:Besides, I'm finishing That article On cellular phones And brain tumors.

Larry · Francine:There's no reason For arthur to hate me. He doesn't hate you. Oh, good. I just typed 'He doesn't hate you.' Yes, he does.

Francine:Sweat becomes you.

Francine · Larry:I like it rough. Well, nevertheless. Surround sound will Bring this to life.

Francine:There's oxygen In the kitchen.

Francine:He's tired of getting hit In the nuts by monkeys.

Francine · Larry:Well, you asking me To move in with you? [Laughs] Yes, in my own 'I can't believe I did it That way myself' way. Yes, I am. I guess.

Larry · Francine:That's a head Carved out of rock. This looks like The junior suite In the four seasons. Thank you. Jeannie and I met there.

Francine · Hank:Oh, my god. Who threw up? What is that? That's my gift to Larry.

Francine:Mom and dad couldn't believe it the first time I wore pants. Give me a break.

Dora · Francine:Is that Aaron Spelling's house? / No, that's the Mormon Tabernacle.

Dora · Francine:I can't believe you're bringing him dinner at his office. / It's romantic. / It's pathetic.

Hank · Francine:I hope margaret and i Can be as happy As you and Francine. That is the most Cynical pile of bullshit That I have ever heard In my entire life.

Larry · Francine:Your mother Said what? My lawyer. Your-- oh.

Larry · Francine:[Whispers] If Hank could only See us like this.

Francine · Larry:If you like This wedding, Maybe we can have ours On the show. What? I'm... Joking.