Nate

Nate · Office Workers:Visual: Nate attempting to deal with hornets using increasingly inappropriate tools while everyone watches in horror

Nate:Hey, Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dognappings...

Michael · Nate:Hey, idiot, what did Erin want again? A hot chocolate tea.

Nate:Also, FYI, I don't technically have a hearing problem. But sometimes, when there's a lot of noises occurring at the same time, I'll hear them as one big jumble. Again, it's not that I can't hear. Because that's false, I can. Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.

Nate · Darryl:Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but you should probably know I technically don't have a hearing problem. It's just when there's a lot of noises... Nate. Please.

Nate:Nate's over-excitement about opening Darryl's gift: 'Can I open it? No, no, no maybe just later Ah, I can't wait I'm sorry. I'm too excited.'

Nate:'Darryl, I am glad to be in your life, too Your card is more beautiful than the gloves'

Nate:'This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack' - Nate's homemade coupon gift

Nate:'Yeah. They're Nate coupons or Nate-pons And they're all different Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum any time, any place I'll find you.'

Darryl · Nate:'She said her name was Brandon, I think Your mom's name is Brandon? Yeah, Darryl. My mom's name is Brandon'

Nate · Gabe:Yeah, we noticed early on Andy really appreciates enthusiasm. So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.

Nate · Gabe:It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome. Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point. Just clap through it, man.

Nate:Smile if you love men's prostates.

Nate:You went to X-Men school too?

Nate:It's dense, like bread.

Nate:Do we get our resumes back or do you keep them? Because I only have the one, and I have a chili recipe on the back that I really wanna keep.

Dwight · Pam · Nate:Your mother is dying! See? I feel bad about that. Good. That's all right, that's all right. So she's going to pull through again?

Nate:Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed? Like, some of it is just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt your mouth.

Dwight · Nate:There's no gum. There never was any gum! That's really rude.