Treehouse Of Horror X

Announcer:if you haven't been probed by these two... you haven't been probed

Kang:He had to borrow a human brain

Homer:I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires. But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal

Homer:# Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in #

Homer:Please be a dog

Marge:He's definitely dead! Oh, my God. We killed Ned Flanders

Marge:You mean you killed Ned Flanders

Homer:And if anyone asks you, just say that you are not dead

Homer:[ Imitating Ned ] Hi, Maude. Diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Homer. Diddly

Homer as Ned:But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies

Homer:[ Imitating Ned ] Hey, Maude. I'm home. Uh-oh! I think I'm having a heart attack!

Homer:When I think about Ned, I can't help but remember the look on his face when Marge drove over-

Homer:Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife

Homer:Hey. We just got away with murder. And it was so easy!

Homer:You know, I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse

Moe:Oh! Hey, Homer. It's Moe. I must have dialed the wrong number

Homer:And I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake... where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight

Ned:You can't kill the undead, silly

Homer:# Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in #

Homer:Hey, foamy. I want the news, not the weather

Werewolf Ned:Diddly!

Homer:Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh, wolfie?

Police Officer:Hey, you know, we got feelings too, Chief

Lisa · Bart:I don't think the real Radioactive Man wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it. He would on Halloween

Principal Skinner:She's been crushed. And so have the hopes of our Mathletics team

Bart:I must only use this power to annoy

Comic Book Guy:Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it

Lucy Lawless · Comic Book Guy:Wizard. Ah, for glavin out loud.

The Collector:Oh, please. I'm not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my bride

The Collector:It was fired only once.. to keep William Shatner from making another album

The Collector:Obi-Wan. Iron Man. Mr. Mxyzptlk. And, of course, Big Papa Smurf

Lucy Lawless:Come here, you. Xena needs "xex."

Bart:What do you think I've been trying to do?

The Collector:You removed it from its original packaging! It's no longer a collectible!

The Collector:Must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose... from Battle star Galactica. Best... death... ever!

Bart · Lucy Lawless:Wait a minute. Xena can't fly. I told you. I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless

Band Members:We're not White snake, dude. We're Poison. I thought we were Quiet Riot. It says here we're Ratt

Dick Clark:Man alive! What a stinko thousand years. Blimp wrecks. Teenagers.

Homer:Doing what now?

Homer:That can't be true, honey. If it were, I'd be terrified

TV Host:We want to thank Dixie brand mayonnaise. Whoo, Lordy, what a mayonnaise!

Homer:Who's gonna clean up all those jets?

Homer:Well, those ivory-tower eggheads have screwed us again

Homer:Hey. This milk's broken. It's got a computer chip in it

Marge:I resisted these for 35 years. Why did I wear them today?

Bart:But I was gonna loot you a present

Marge · Bart:I don't want you looting. But I was gonna loot you a present.

Homer:Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?

Homer:Implied, Lisa? Or implode?

Krusty:Nectar. Nectar. I need to drink my weight in nectar

Homer:I can still hear his voice on the wind

Homer:Certainly. I am... the, uh, piano genius from the movie Shine. Uh, Shiny McShine

Homer:Remember me as I am- filled with murderous rage!

Tom Arnold:And I could've, 'cause I'm a big guy, and I'm good with knots

Homer · Pauly Shore:The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth. Gonna work on my "tannage," buddy

Homer · Rosie O'Donnell:Oh, no. Rosie O'Donnell! Come on, everybody! Sing along!

Lisa · Homer:Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in five minutes. Not fast enough!