Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes

I feel tranquility outweighs catching fish and use nothing

Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Well, this is my day, and we do, sir

One. Two. Three.

Getting Washington and Lincoln's birthdays as separate holidays

Keep the mutants coming! / I'll mutant you

Thanks for taking all the fancies, guys! Why can't I ever get here on time?

Hold me, Smithers

Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower. / I'm as shocked as you

Yeah, well, that's always been like that

Just resting my eyes! / Well done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee

Some careless person has left thousands of dollars just lying here on my table

The money and a stupid man are still here

Take it! Take it, you poor schmo!

Approximately $56 million. / 56 million?! / Don't hit me, sir

Oh, that I had the strength to

Just resting my eyes!

Echo!

You and I are a dying breed

Cushy!

Well, nobody's perfect

Don't get me wrong. You're an honest man. I just meant you could afford to run for governor

If you were governor, you could decide what's safe

To create a new and better world. / If it's on the way, could you drop me at my house?

A political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!

Why are my teeth showing like that? / Because you're smiling! / Excellent!

This is the kind of trickery I'm paying you for

I hate that fish!

Oh, no! An election? That's when they close the bars, isn't it?

I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had

When this announcement's done, every Johnny Lunch-pail in this state will be eating out of my hand

Actor portraying Charles Darwin

It may be a kind of super-fish. I wouldn't mind a third eye, would you?

They'd probably blame his ridiculous nose on the nuclear bogeyman

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote For Monty Burns

Wow! Super-fish! / I wish the government would get off his back / That Burns is just what this state needs, young blood!

Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the polls show you're up six points. / Giving me a total of? / Six

And? / He felt her up. / Not good enough!

The voters see you as godlike. / Hot dog!

Every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat in this godforsaken state will see me chow down with Eddie Punchclock

Can you memorize this? 'Your campaign's moving like a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?'

Can I ask him to assuage my fears that he's contaminating the planet and making it uninhabitable?

Finally, Mr. Burns wants you to appear very affectionate to him, but remember, he hates being touched

You don't let me express myself. / You express yourself in the home you keep and the food you serve

We're eating with the common man, not Tyrone Power.

And look, I've brought noodle kugel.

I love dogs. Babies too.

God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing

Only a child could get away with such blasphemy. God bless them all. Amen.

Oh, Mom, that felt awful. / I'm sorry. It will all be over soon. / But we've become the tools of evil

I don't believe it! / He's blown it! / Ruined before it hit the ground

Here's your headline, 'Burns Can't Swallow Own Story'

You can't do this to me! I'm Charles Montgomery Burns!

I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions will accomplish

She's right. Take me home, Smithers. We'll destroy something tasteful

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes cost me the election, but if I had them killed, I'd be the one to go to jail. That's democracy

Simpson, I shall make it the focus of my remaining years that your dreams will go unfulfilled

When a man's biggest dreams include seconds on dessert, occasional snuggling and sleeping in on weekends, no one man can destroy them