Days Of Future Future

Homer:Please let it be a bear that did this.

Homer:How much did I eat?

Homer · Marge:I'm as healthy as a horse. / Horses only live 30 years.

Homer:Heart exploding. Ooh. Pepperoni.

Homer:All that's left are clever last words.

Reverend Lovejoy:All he did was yell 'traveling' at the screen.

Moe:If, uh... you know, after a respectful period of grief and whatnot, uh... yous would like to have some coffee, please give a call.

Professor Frink:I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed to start with something simpler.

Professor Frink:Which he is, because his brain is fliveck.

Homer:Somebody kill me.

Moe · Marge:Ah, hey, Midge. Uh... here we are again, ah? / Yeah... / And, oh, uh, here, uh, my new card.

Homer:I can die all I want. Frink's got Homers like the Tuileries has park benches.

Homer · Professor Frink:Huh? I wonder where I picked that up. / Oh. I planted a Western history chip, but all you retained were the places to sit down.

Homer:Talking Heads 'Once in a Lifetime' montage

Professor Frink:Don't go far, Cremo.

Moe:You know what? No. I'm tired of getting my hopes up here. You and your immortal husband can go take a flying leap, huh?

Moe:Stupid Moe. You just had to act like yourself, didn't you, you jackass?

Professor Frink:Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!

Homer:Bonk. Bonk. Bonk. Ooh. Corner. Ba-donk.

Homer:I'm good.

Milhouse:If it wasn't for that squirrel that eats our bird food, we'd have nothing to talk about.

Marge:Nothing for 30 years. You're perfect for each other.

Homer:No. No. No. Don't pull me out before you click eject. That hurts like a mother...!

Homer:Why, you little...! I'll teach you to emulate my sloppiness!

Jenda:Living out of a car is not 'camping.'

Milhouse · Bart:You're working with dinosaurs. / I miss my kids.

Milhouse:With social security a thing of the past, she can't afford to retire. I don't know how that happened in a senate with 99 Democrats. That one Republican is great at getting his way.

Dr. Hibbert:Actually, Terrance, this is a synthetic substance. Devised for zombie vegans. Or 'zegans.'

Zombie:You, sir, am racist.

Bart · Woman:Can I smell you later? / Why don't you smell me now?

Bart:You know, at my job, I satisfy ladies even bigger than you. / Um, I feed dinosaurs.

Bartender:You have, like, a goat beard stuck to your shoe.

Bart:Man, that's some targeted advertising.

Doctor:It'll be over before I finish this... ...sentence.

Zombie · Bart:Window sushi fake? / Window sushi fake.

Miss Hoover:'Good' is not a concept in my culture!

Bart:There's Beppo, Boppo, Emmett Kelly the Ninth, Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly and Commodore Tee-hee.

Police Chief Wiggum:There, back up.

Milhouse:No breathing, no asthma.

Milhouse:Brevity soul wit.

Lisa:It's only natural to miss a man you buried 127 times.

Homer:Hey, where's my junk?

Bart:Man, when is that voice gonna change?

Homer:Threat perceived. Terminate! Terminate!

Lisa:Like a classic rock band whose hold-out member finally needs money.

Self-driving car · Passenger:I am not stopping again. / But I had a large soda! / I said get the small! / It was only 50 cents more!

Marge:Until I was eight, I thought he was a magical gorilla.

Marge · Duffman:Or my decision to support Duffman in his old age. / Duffman can still swing and party. Oh, yeah.

Lisa:I can't tell if that was love, suicide or a... a really boring video game.

Doctor:Everything that you experienced between when I flipped the switch and now was just a neural implant in your temporal lobe.

Doctor:We treat a lot of people for obsessions. It's a whole new day for Nothing Stu!

Zombie Milhouse:Dead flower from dead husband.