Marge is cast in a version of "A Streetcar Named Desire," playing Blanche to Ned Flanders' Stanley.
Streetcar parody sustains 2.88 jokes per minute across 53 gags with character-driven absurdism.
Directed by Rich Moore · Written by Jeff Martin
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“A Streetcar Named Marge” ranks #279 of 552 The Simpsons episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.2 — Elite. The episode packs 53 scored jokes at 2.9 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Homer landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Homer: The poor thing ends up being hauled to the nuthouse... when all she needed was for that big slob to show her some respect.
Homer Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Day care worker: She's saying, 'I am a leech.'
Homer: 'Cause I don't care, okay? I can't fake an interest in this... and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Homer Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Llewellyn Sinclair: I have directed three plays in my career... and I have had three heart attacks. That's how much I care. I'm planning for a fourth.
Llewellyn Sinclair: Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit. You can't let that happen.
All Jokes — 53 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Troy McClure: Smell like Streep For cheap!
Troy McClure: Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum
Mr. Boswell: Memo to Goldie Hawn: cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago. Let's grow up, shall we?
Judge Reaction Beat Character Comedy Marge · Homer: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie... and sometimes it's like I don't even exist. - Sounds interesting.
Troy McClure: She, uh-- Good for her.
Debra Jo Smallwood: And I'd like to apologize one last time... for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.
Homer · Bart · Lisa: Kids, back me up. - He's right, Mom. - Sorry. Match point-- Homer.
Ned Flanders: Oh, indeedily-doodily. Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before. I played Blanche DuBois. Mm-hmm. Just part of the fun Of going to an all-male school.
Llewellyn Sinclair: I have directed three plays in my career... and I have had three heart attacks. That's how much I care. I'm planning for a fourth.
Llewellyn Sinclair: While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah... I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders?
Llewellyn Sinclair: The review, 'Play Enjoyed By All,' speaks for itself.
Llewellyn Sinclair: Schnell! Schnell! Schnell!
Llewellyn Sinclair: Oh, ye gods!
Homer: Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt.
Homer Character Comedy Absurdist Homer: All right. I'll pick up a bucket Of fried chicken, extra skin... rolls, chocolate cream parfait--
Homer Character Comedy Escalation Llewellyn Sinclair: Stop bothering my Blanche!
Lisa: I feel like Lucie Arnaz Luckinbill.
Lisa Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Bart Character Comedy Absurdist Homer: Is there any frontal nudity?
Homer Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Otto: My name is 'Ot-to!' I'm playing 'Pab-lo!'
Otto Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Llewellyn Sinclair: Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality?
Day care worker: Aww, isn't that cute! And me without a camera.
Day care worker: She's saying, 'I am a leech.'
Day care worker: but we're the only day care center in town... that's not currently under investigation by the state.
Homer: Hate to be an armchair Blanche... but I always gave it one of these-- There. There's the ol' face-shredder.
Homer Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Llewellyn Sinclair: I'm, uh-- I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. Good day.
Electronic Voice: 7-1 0 split.
Homer: you forgot that other people have problems too.
Homer Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Day care worker: Don't like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you-- the box!
Llewellyn Sinclair: All right, let 'ham-ateur' night in Dixie commence.
Marge: Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?
Marge Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Llewellyn Sinclair: Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit. You can't let that happen.
Ned Flanders: I'm trying. I'm trying. [Straining]
Bart: An' I'll talk like 'is. Bob's yer uncle, mate.
Bart Character Comedy Absurdist Homer: I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock!
Homer Character Comedy Absurdist Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Marge Character Comedy Escalation Homer: My pudding is trapped forever! So I can open my own can Of pudding, can I? Shows what you know, Marge.
Homer Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Marge: Keep yelling, you big ape.
Marge Character Comedy Escalation Homer: Oh, wait, there is.
Homer Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Homer: 'Cause I don't care, okay? I can't fake an interest in this... and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Homer Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Day care worker: Hello, Maggie. Poor little 'dummard.'
Maggie (implied): If I break, buy a new one. [Laughs]
Day care worker: [Shudders] Babies.
Llewellyn Sinclair: Except you. You're not working out. I'll be playing your part.
Chorus: # New Orleans # # Stinking, rotten 'vomity' vile #
Bart Reaction Beat Character Comedy Homer: Hey, look at me. I'm Blanche DuBois.
Homer Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Bart: Lookin' for a spot off un with the missus, hey, guv'nor?
Bart Callback Character Comedy Callback Homer: The poor thing ends up being hauled to the nuthouse... when all she needed was for that big slob to show her some respect.
Homer Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Homer: I have a history of missing the point of stuff like this.
Homer: Yeah, like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff.
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