Otto

Otto:Uh, sorry, little dudes. Party hardy was tardy.

Otto · Otto:This morning I woke up with this one. / Not till you're 14, my little friend.

Otto:We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction. And I was that boy.

Student · Otto:Look, there's our school again. / It's a shortcut, Mrs. K. Trust me.

Otto · Kid:Good-bye, little dude. He looks so lifelike, man

Otto · Bart:Hey, Bart-dude. You look freaked. I got a test I'm not ready for. Can you crash the bus?

Otto:Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. But maybe you'll get lucky.

Bart · Otto:Otto, I respect you. You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus. Damn thing never goes over, does it?

Otto:I got held back in the fourth grade. Twice. And look at me, man. Now I drive the school bus!

Otto · Bart · Otto:As the only adult here, I feel I should say something. What? Cool!

Bart · Otto:Bart-dude! Hey, Otto-man! Yo, hairy bro.

Otto:Here's a rendering. Note the cobra wrapped around the naked chick.

Otto:My own idea for a comic book. It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day... but by night, fights vampires in a postapocalyptic war zone!

Homer · Otto:Otto-man! You work here? All my friends are in school... so I got a job as a bloodletting tech-dude!

Otto:Hey, look at that dog. Isn't that something? Wow! Brown.

Otto:Don't learn anything... I wouldn't learn

Otto:Got a bad case of the munchies, man. Time for a heat-lamp dog

Apu · Otto:Did you know there's a child in your bus? Good thing you warned me. I was heading to Mexico.

Otto:My old lady ran off and married my brother. It hurt, but it's a month later, and I'm sleeping on their couch

Otto:Oh, wait. You're the little dude with the gnarly powers.

Otto:That's all I did in high school. My old man said I was wasting my time... and I'd never amount to anything. I, uh... Hmm.

Kids · Otto:We don't have seat belts. Uh... Well, then just try to go limp.

Otto:It's a miracle... no one was hurt. I stand on my record-- 1 5 crashes and not a single fatality.

Police officer · Otto:Let's see your license, pal. No can do. Never got one. If you need proof of my identity... I wrote my name on my underwear. Oh, wait-- these aren't mine.

Otto:Yeah, one: Have you always been a chick? No offense, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me. I'm open-minded.

Patty · Otto:Well, you failed every segment... and misspelled ''bus'' on your application. Drag.

Landlord · Otto:All I found in there was a jar of mustard... and a couple of old Cycle magazines. Wow! I had mustard?

Bart · Otto:Otto man? You're living in a Dumpster? Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-co waste disposal unit.

Otto:The admiral and I don't get along.

Homer · Otto:The can of corn costs... 57 ¢! I could sure go for a can of corn.

Otto · Marge:Uh, you got any of those Where's Waldo? books? No. - Anything from the vampire's point of view? - No. Anything where guys... send in naked pictures of their chicks?

Otto · Homer:Hey, Pop-N-Fresh! You're supposed to giggle. Gyyaaagh!!

Lisa · Otto:Did the maniac kill her? Natch. You know how I know? How? Because... I was that maniac.

Homer · Otto:This is not Happy Days, and he is not the Fonz. Hey-y-y, Mr. S.

Otto:There's plenty of money out there... for a guy who knows how to fake his own death.

Otto:Wow. I've never been called an adult before. I've been tried as one, but...

Otto:''Alcohol increases your ability to drive.'' False?! Oh, man!

Bart · Otto:He didn't call you a bum. He called you a sponge. Sponge?! Does this look like something a sponge would do?! I'll show him... who's a sponge.

Otto:So I can staple my license... to Homer Simpson's big bald head!

Otto:My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar from 4:15 to 4:20.

Otto:My name is 'Ot-to!' I'm playing 'Pab-lo!'

Otto:Challenge accepted!

Otto:I'll be in Mexico till this thing blows over.

Lunch Lady · Otto:It doesn't look very clean. Just do your job, heart boy.

Otto:My name is Otto. I love to get blotto.

Otto:Oh-- I hope this is sweat.

Otto:No! Oh, no. I just made my last payment.

Homer · Otto:Otto, are you okay? Yeah. Just pop my shoulder back in. [Cracks] Ooh. Thanks, buddy. Hey, I lost my turn.

Otto:All right! Free laserium. All the colors of the 'bow, man.

Otto · Homer:You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school. / No!

Bart · Otto:Prison bus, Otto? - The regular school bus broke down. So take a seat before I blow your heads off! - Otto! - Oh, sorry. This bus and I have sort of a Shining thing going on.

Otto:And to think I got all this after dropping out of the fourth grade.

Otto:Whoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.

Otto:[Crushes Insect] Whoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.

Otto:No way, man. One day of summer's all we're budgeted for.

Otto:I guess it is kind of a tease.

Otto · Student:This bus has seen better days. Well, at least it's safer than the old bus.

Otto · Admission Person:And a mint for afterwards. Five dollars a child? Last year it was free! New ownership.

Tour Guide · Skinner · Otto:Get them! Use your phony guns as clubs! Run, children. Start the bus, Otto! Start the bus! Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.

Otto:Whoa! Another acid flashback. Man, I'd hate to be driving a bus right now!

Otto:Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro?

Otto:Oh, man! I knew I was gonna choke.

Otto:Wow! Look at all the colors, man! Red, green, yellow, orange! I remember all of these!

Otto:Chewing gum's got to be chewed out.

Otto:Otto waking up from dream about being a safe bus driver while actually driving the bus

Otto:Man, this whole place puffs of the wacky-tabbacky. I'm out of here.

Recruiter · Otto:Going somewhere? Uh, though you're free to do so. Uh- [Chuckles Nervously] No. Just rearranging my underwear. Ah. There it is.

Otto:Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape.

Otto:Stay calm, kids. I need you to be my eyes. Okay. Which way should I turn?

Otto:Just hang tight, kids. I'll swim for help.

Otto:Zeppelin rules!

Otto:Oh! Thank the good dude, I'm saved! And we can go back for the kids too. Hmm.

Otto:I think I'm gonna like it on this boat.

Otto:I think I'm gonna like it on this boat.

Otto:No way, man. My hair is who I am! / Ow, I'm a freak!

Skinner · Otto:Weren't you at Brown, Otto? / Yep. Almost got tenure too

teacher · Otto:Otto, a red traffic light means what? Oooh. No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony.

Otto:We met in the summer of love. Woodstock, '99.

Otto · vendor:Quick! I need some water! Eight dollars! Not in this lifetime.

Becky · Otto:Oh, Otto. Of course my answer is- Oooh, wait, wait, wait, wait. This solo is kick-ass!

Otto · Otto's father:Well, the important thing is you came. We're leaving.

Otto:300? I could have gotten Rick Dees for that.

Lisa · Otto:Otto, what are you doing? - I don't know. I just got an urge to join the navy.

Student · Otto:Otto, what are you doing? / I don't know. I just got an urge to join the navy.

Lisa · Otto:You're being brainwashed! - Yeah, probably. 'Yvan eht nioj.'

Otto:Dude, you're touching my hand! Ewe!

Otto · Unknown:I am so far from my car. Dude, you're lying on top of me! Dude?

Otto:Uh-oh. Crotch the weed, man.

Otto · Otto:Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards. / And "Otto" is "Otto" backwards!

Homer · Otto:Marge, I'm gonna need 10,000 veggie burritos! / No guac in mine.

Otto:Dude, your mom is hot.

Homer · Otto:Oh, man! They already voted! And we lost! / Oh, man! I can't believe we spaced on the date!

Otto:Well, we can't just stand here staring at our hands, although... Wow!

Otto:They call them fingers, but I never see them fing. Oh, there they go.

Otto · Homer · Otto:Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing? / Yeah. / Get out.

Otto:Someone call 911. Oh, they never come.

Teacher · Otto:Ah, the buddy system, foolproof. / Floor it, Otto.

Barney · Otto:Let's take Mr. Figgy Pudding down a peg. Otto, what are you waiting for? Get your ass on my neck.

Otto:Man, what am I smoking? Oh, yeah, pot.

Otto:Whoa, I don't need drugs to enjoy this. Just to enhance it

Otto:That cloud looks awesome. That rock looks awesome. My hands look awesome.

Teacher · Otto:Not otto-- he'd drive us off a cliff. / Off a cliff? That would solve everything!

Otto:horseplay on a school bus? Has the world gone mad?

Otto:Happy 3:00 in the morning, everyone. In a mere five hours, we'll be gazing at Springfield's most exciting glacier, Springfield Glacier.

Otto · Lisa:So, Lise, ready for your trip? - Sure am. See ya next fall.

Lisa · Otto:You make those same stupid jokes every field trip. You work in the business as long as I have, you're bound to repeat yourself. See ya next fall.

Otto · Lisa:Otto, Bart won't give me a seat. / You know I can deal with your problem or I can rock out. But I cannot do both.

Otto:Fu-u-u-u... nk.

Otto:What am I hearing now? Nature? The ultimate bring-down. Why... was I... born?!

Otto:That's not a song. Real songs are about deals with the devil, far-off lands, and where you'd find smoke in relation to water.

Otto:Oh, wow, this is about 90% less funny than you think it is.

Otto:Am I on drugs? / Yes, you are, but that really is Metallica.

Otto:Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a gumdrop parade on Foo-foo Island.

Otto:Oh, yeah, Springfield Arena, 1997, Row XX, Seat 64.

Otto:Bye-bye, take care, watch your step, eat my shorts, have a good one.

Otto:Oh, and I think I ran over a moose.

Otto:Can't... talk... now. I'm spanking a child.

Otto:Sorry. I was mesmerized by the little boy's dance.

Marge · Otto:Otto, don't you have a sack to hacky? / Indeed I do.

Otto:One... I messed up. One... I messed up. One... I messed up!

Otto:Oh, nobody told me I had to drive the bus back. I've mistimed some substances!

Otto · Milhouse:Even I've hooked up with your old lady. / Sorry, kid. You were my favorite Uncle, Uncle Otto.

Principal Skinner · Otto:Good morning, children. Today, we are instituting shortened school hours. How shortened? Take 'em home, Otto.

Otto:The drainage around here is a joke. I don't even know why I pay taxes.

Otto:Found a way to use him as a bong.

Otto:And I didn't do anything wrong by fleeing the scene and not reporting it and killing that hobo with the big mouth. I might have imagined that last part.

Otto:Well, I've harnessed the ancient power of slavery to run the school bus of tomorrow.

Otto:Something's wrong with my long yellow car.