After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who don't exactly think Homer is straight.
WAR
55.1
Wins Above Replacement
“Three Gays Of The Condo” ranks #261 of 552 The Simpsons episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.8 — Elite. The episode packs 66 scored jokes at 3.5 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Homer landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Fat Tony · Jimmy: I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. JIMMY: Well, just open the trunk.
Nelson Visual Gag Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fat Tony · Louie: I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. - Well, just open the trunk
Bart: Gandhi also said less talk, more rock
Bart Setup/Punchline Observational Homer: And what's that? - I'm gonna die alone
Homer Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive All Jokes — 66 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Bart: He didn't say anything about SkinnerInAShredder.com
Bart Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Principal Skinner: Upskirt Dreams
Declan Desmond: Well, they're not good enough to wipe my lens
Homer: No. Because they pass the savings on to me, the consumer
Homer Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Krusty: Look, I give people a meat-like burger and some kind of cola
Krusty Observational Character Comedy Krusty Visual Gag Character Comedy Declan Desmond: Stay with the dink
Declan Desmond: Springfield's Machiavelli of the monkey bars
Bart: I chuck them at nerds, girls I like. Whatever
Bart Character Comedy Observational Declan Desmond: Bart's glory has gone the way of England's masculinity
Martin: When you leave home in the morning, you may be kissing your dolls goodbye for the last time
Martin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Martin: My sash says 'Ultraman'
Martin Character Comedy Visual Gag Lisa: I've just been listening to Bach while reading at a sixth-grade level
Lisa Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Principal Skinner: I haven't seen such a natural pair since half sandwich and soup of the day
Principal Skinner: Remember, as far as he knows, we still teach Math
Groundskeeper Willie: Huh? What? Go, Aberdeen!
Lisa: Well, I am young, gifted and yellow
Lisa Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Declan Desmond: So you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual
Declan Desmond: Picking and nibbling until one day you're 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble
Declan Desmond: Or you'll grow up, slog your way through Mount Holyoke and squeeze out babies
Nelson: Even that kid that wears diapers is more popular. And he ain't popular
Nelson Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Milhouse: Even I beat you up that day. After you passed out
Marge: You haven't touched your Dinnerables.
Marge Wordplay/Pun Visual Gag Homer: Pfft! Talking won't get you there
Homer Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Homer: And what's that? - I'm gonna die alone
Homer Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive Museum Worker: Don't do it, little girl. I spent 30 years brushing the teeth of dead monsters
Lisa Reaction Beat Visual Gag Recording narrator: Now who will press my reset button? Will it be you? Or you?
Homer Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Homer: You may be a smart kid, but you don't know much about not hurting people's feelings
Homer Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Lisa: Thanks a lot, surviving Beach Boys
Lisa Observational Dark/Subversive Lenny: For three seconds there, you were legally the mayor
Lenny Setup/Punchline Absurdist Lisa: No one ever wrote a poem about sickly orange barf glow
Lisa Observational Wordplay/Pun Professor Frink: say, getting a date, which is difficult for the geeky people
Professor Frink: They're like hermit crabs
Nelson: That's not a hood ornament. It's a pacifier you spray-painted silver
Nelson Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Nelson Visual Gag Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Lisa · Nelson: Does it make you feel superior to tear down people's dreams? - Yes. Does it make you feel smart to question people's motives? - Yes. - Well, all right then
Sea Captain: Argh! I'd be happy to scrimshaw your petition
Mayor Quimby: or a faded southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night to seduce naïve young delivery boys with more pizza than common sense
Kent Brockman: Named after its discoverer, Professor Artimus Deadly, who was, ironically, killed in the shower of 1853
Jasper: Naturally, we blamed it on the Irish. We hanged more than a few
Jasper Dark/Subversive Observational Snake: It's darker than a French chick's armpit
Snake Observational Cringe/Discomfort Jimbo: This is great. It's darker than a French chick's armpit.
Jimbo Character Comedy Observational Bart: Buonasera, Fat Tony. I park your car the way Mama used to do
Bart Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Milhouse: Try the cheese pizza. It's greasy like, uh, you
Milhouse Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Milhouse: Hey, heh, we're all gonna be murdered someday
Fat Tony: You mean that 10-year-old with a mustache was a phony?
Milhouse: You know, Bart, I really like spending time with you
Milhouse Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Snake · Lou: Hey, you're not John Ritter. - And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo
Moe: No one's ever won Moe's drink-a-gallon-of-gin challenge. And no one ever will.
Moe Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Homer: What am I, Super Dad?
Homer Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Barney: I'll bet somewhere there's a horse drinking coffee
Homer: Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine?
Homer Character Comedy Visual Gag Homer: Aw, my baby's first words.
Homer Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Bart: Gandhi also said less talk, more rock
Bart Setup/Punchline Observational Ralph: I'll catch them on my tongue for luck
Ralph Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick Comic Book Guy: I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?
Otto: Whoa, I don't need drugs to enjoy this. Just to enhance it
Otto Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Fat Tony · Jimmy: I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. JIMMY: Well, just open the trunk.
Fat Tony · Louie: I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. - Well, just open the trunk
Professor Frink: Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag. That meteor contains carbon-based molecules.
Professor Frink: Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag
Homer: I wish God were alive to see this
Homer Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ralph: I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma
Ralph Character Comedy Absurdist Student: I'll be batting .352 in the majors.
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