Three Gays Of The Condo

Bart:He didn't say anything about SkinnerInAShredder.com

Principal Skinner:Upskirt Dreams

Declan Desmond:Well, they're not good enough to wipe my lens

Homer:No. Because they pass the savings on to me, the consumer

Krusty:Look, I give people a meat-like burger and some kind of cola

Krusty:Good as new

Declan Desmond:Stay with the dink

Declan Desmond:Springfield's Machiavelli of the monkey bars

Bart:I chuck them at nerds, girls I like. Whatever

Declan Desmond:Bart's glory has gone the way of England's masculinity

Martin:When you leave home in the morning, you may be kissing your dolls goodbye for the last time

Martin:My sash says 'Ultraman'

Lisa:I've just been listening to Bach while reading at a sixth-grade level

Principal Skinner:I haven't seen such a natural pair since half sandwich and soup of the day

Principal Skinner:Remember, as far as he knows, we still teach Math

Groundskeeper Willie:Huh? What? Go, Aberdeen!

Lisa:Well, I am young, gifted and yellow

Declan Desmond:So you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual

Declan Desmond:Picking and nibbling until one day you're 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble

Declan Desmond:Or you'll grow up, slog your way through Mount Holyoke and squeeze out babies

Nelson:Even that kid that wears diapers is more popular. And he ain't popular

Milhouse:Even I beat you up that day. After you passed out

Marge:You haven't touched your Dinnerables.

Homer:Pfft! Talking won't get you there

Homer:And what's that? - I'm gonna die alone

Museum Worker:Don't do it, little girl. I spent 30 years brushing the teeth of dead monsters

Lisa:Ew.

Recording narrator:Now who will press my reset button? Will it be you? Or you?

Homer:Boing!

Homer:You may be a smart kid, but you don't know much about not hurting people's feelings

Lisa:Thanks a lot, surviving Beach Boys

Lenny:For three seconds there, you were legally the mayor

Lisa:No one ever wrote a poem about sickly orange barf glow

Professor Frink:say, getting a date, which is difficult for the geeky people

Professor Frink:They're like hermit crabs

Nelson:That's not a hood ornament. It's a pacifier you spray-painted silver

Nelson:Ha, ha!

Lisa · Nelson:Does it make you feel superior to tear down people's dreams? - Yes. Does it make you feel smart to question people's motives? - Yes. - Well, all right then

Sea Captain:Argh! I'd be happy to scrimshaw your petition

Mayor Quimby:or a faded southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night to seduce naïve young delivery boys with more pizza than common sense

Kent Brockman:Named after its discoverer, Professor Artimus Deadly, who was, ironically, killed in the shower of 1853

Jasper:Naturally, we blamed it on the Irish. We hanged more than a few

Snake:It's darker than a French chick's armpit

Jimbo:This is great. It's darker than a French chick's armpit.

Bart:Buonasera, Fat Tony. I park your car the way Mama used to do

Milhouse:Try the cheese pizza. It's greasy like, uh, you

Milhouse:Hey, heh, we're all gonna be murdered someday

Fat Tony:You mean that 10-year-old with a mustache was a phony?

Milhouse:You know, Bart, I really like spending time with you

Snake · Lou:Hey, you're not John Ritter. - And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo

Moe:No one's ever won Moe's drink-a-gallon-of-gin challenge. And no one ever will.

Homer:What am I, Super Dad?

Barney:I'll bet somewhere there's a horse drinking coffee

Homer:Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine?

Homer:Aw, my baby's first words.

Bart:Gandhi also said less talk, more rock

Ralph:I'll catch them on my tongue for luck

Comic Book Guy:I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?

Otto:Whoa, I don't need drugs to enjoy this. Just to enhance it

Fat Tony · Jimmy:I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. JIMMY: Well, just open the trunk.

Fat Tony · Louie:I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. - Well, just open the trunk

Professor Frink:Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag. That meteor contains carbon-based molecules.

Professor Frink:Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag

Homer:I wish God were alive to see this

Ralph:I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma

Student:I'll be batting .352 in the majors.