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Receptionist · Larry:Melissa Winnaker, or Winoker. -Marissa. -That'll do it. Winokur.

Larry:What is it, like a bakery? You pick a number... the first number goes?

Larry:Why even give out the appointments? For this policy, you don't need appointments.

Larry:It's no Swiss picnic for me, either.

Larry:No comment until the time limit is up.

Larry:People at doctor's offices can't talk, is that a rule?

Larry:It's not right. You're in a doctor's office, don't chitchat. Don't ask him how his day was. You know, let him examine you, you go out.

Nurse:Mr. Dobb, Lurry Dobb.

Doctor:Did she say anything? No. She read it, though. I saw her reading it.

Doctor:It's a plastic knife. Were you at a picnic when you hurt yourself?

Doctor:Lose the splint, unless you saved the fork and you got yourself a pair.

Larry · Parking Attendant:-l don't think l have any money. -Did you look in your little change thing?

Larry · Parking Attendant:l'll give you $5 back on Friday, l promise. -Do you promise? -l promise. -Will you be here on Friday?

Parking Attendant:Hey, I remember your face!

Larry:Let me tell you something, my days of elevator etiquette are over. I'm not holding doors anymore, not letting women out first anymore.

Larry:I'm writing like Tarzan.

Carmen:You have more skin color than I thought you would.

Larry:I'm a very vivacious man.

Larry:I'm a pastel man.

Larry:The stupid cell phone. The signal failed, that's what that's called.

Jeff:Let me explain something to you. I can't give you everything about her.

Carmen:Let me explain something to you. l can't give you everything about her. l mean, Larry, that's a standard thing.

Larry:l'm gonna give her $10. l'm giving her $7 more, all right?

Larry:Just tell her that it's from the bald guy with the glasses.

Lawyer Receptionist · Larry:-lt's policy. -What kind of policy? For parking we take the money, but not from--

Larry · Receptionist:Unfortunately, that's me. It's a good look.

Larry:I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you.

Marissa:I'll sit by the door, in case you come after me, and I can run out.

Larry:Because l took so long in your husband's office that day... he kept me waiting for 45 minutes because of his ridiculous... waiting policy that he has

Lawyer's Wife:Right. It's for reading your script.

Larry · Marissa:Wait a second, you read my script? -Right, that's-- -Then you charge me for reading my script?

Lawyer's Wife:You know what? Quite frankly, I should have read it, because it needs work.

Marissa:You know what? Quite frankly, l should have read it, because it needs work.

Larry:I'm gonna take those notes, and I'm gonna shove them up my own ass.

Parking Attendant:Lexus man! I see you! Don't you try to run away!

Parking Attendant:I know that face, that honest glasses face. It's the face of a liar!

Parking Attendant:Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Larry:$30 you got from me!

Receptionist:This is why I don't do favors for people.

Parking Attendant:You have a beautiful car, but no money for parking. This is the second time you don't have money for parking.

Larry · Jeff:Did she have an attitude, or is it my imagination? She had an attitude. Big time.

Larry:That lamp looks very familiar.

Carmen:When she told me a 'Larry' kept her waiting, I should have known it was you.

Diane Keaton:Larry, you're an animal!

Larry:Hi, Diane.

Larry:You can't spare a quarter?

Larry:Do you have any change on you? Just a quarter? You can't spare a quarter?

Larry · Receptionist:l don't understand. What's going on? l came in before her, l signed in the sheet. You'll be happy to know they've changed policy.

Larry:That's a good policy, me first, that's the policy. From now on, you know what we'll have in this office? The 'You First' policy.

Larry:Let me tell you something, okay, John? I didn't ask her to read that script. She read the script. She didn't have to read it.

Larry:Who gives a shit? I didn't ask her to read it. I don't want her notes. I don't care about her notes. I don't need them.

Doctor:Here's what'll happen with that, pal of mine. Her money up-front, my money now, then we look at the finger. How do you feel about that? 'Cause that's the game we're playing now.

Larry:Not embarrassed for me.