Chets Shirt

Larry · Unknown:Larry giving up red meat with 'No reason' repeated multiple times despite being pressed

Larry · Unknown:So, I've given up red meat... No reason. - You got to have a reason. - No reason.

Larry · Neighbor:Neighbor's outrage over Larry throwing garbage in his garbage can

Neighbor:'My garbage belongs in my garbage can. Your garbage belongs in your garbage can.'

Larry:'I'll give that message to the next guy.'

Larry · Barbara:'How's everything going? Well, you know, horrible.'

Larry · Cheryl:'You ask her about the picture frame? No. How can I?' followed by awkward silence

Larry · Barbara:Larry's obsession with Chet's shirt in the photo

Barbara:'It's Caruso's. Yeah, it was Caruso's. On Wilshire Boulevard! Yes, of course!'

Larry · Barbara:Larry asking about the picture frame after five months

Larry:'Cause it's kind of been like five months, you know?

Barbara · Larry:'My husband dropped dead.' 'Yeah, that was four months ago.'

Larry:'She'd be dancing around the Trevi Fountain in Rome...'

Ted Danson:'I once invested in a whorehouse. I made a fortune on that place.'

Larry · Ted · Jeff:The Wizard of Oz costume argument between Larry, Ted, and Jeff

Jeff:Him? I do an unbelievable Lion. Well, I got to do the Lion, though, seriously. Let me do the Lion. You will not regret it.

Jeff:'I'll be the fat Tin Man that'll disappoint children.'

Larry:'I saw a dead guy's picture.'

Michael York:Why are you a kabobaphobe?

Larry:Just when you're putting them off the stick... I'm a little afraid of the stick, frankly.

Michael York:'I'm so appalled by the idea that I'm struck dumb.'

Larry:'I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with.'

Larry · Cheryl:'Cause you can't get sweet potatoes anywhere. Have you noticed that? - Everybody's noticed that.

Larry:He's my dentist. Why is he calling me for dinner?

Larry:Well, what are we gonna talk about, my teeth?

Larry:'I'll need a new dentist soon, there's no question about it.'

Larry:The whole world's got to get together.

Larry · Jeff:Larry wanting waiters to dress like him

Larry · Jeff:Larry buying multiple identical shirts and justifying it

Burt · Larry:Burt Bondy's mistaken identity guesses (spin class, AA)

Larry:No, I wish you did. it sounds like a nice place to hang out.

Jeff:They might think we have Scientologists for wait people.

Larry · Jeff:The defective gift shirt argument

Jeff · Larry:Oh, gee, look at that. - A little rip there. - My God, I'm sorry.

Jeff:You gave me a defective shirt. It's got a hole in it. That's not a gift.

Jeff:'It's not a gift. It's supposed to be a gift, not a problem.'

Jeff:The point is, if you give somebody a gift, it's supposed to be a gift, not a problem.

Larry · Ted:Is it 'cause of the shirt? 'Cause I wore the shirt? Because of the shirt? No, don't be silly, Larry.

Larry:Is it 'cause of the shirt? 'Cause I wore the shirt? Because of the shirt?

Larry:Larry spelling 'A-S-S-H-O-L-E' in front of a five-year-old

Larry:'She's five years old. She doesn't know how to spell.'

Jeff · Larry:Jeff's terrible Lion impression and Larry's critique

Larry · Jeff:I don't do impressions. - Why say you can do the Lion? - I'm the Lion! I don't have to do the voice.

Larry · Dr. Blore:Larry's elaborate pear farm story to cover his lie

Larry:I was getting the runs up there after a while.

Larry · Dr. Blore:Mixing up Bartlett and Bosc pears

Dr. Blore · Larry:Dr. Blore mentioning Burt Bondy was in this week

Larry:The oversized temporary teeth

Larry:'Temporaries aren't supposed to look like Chiclets'

Cheryl:'If you just would've done the Tin Man, none of this would've happened.'

Cheryl:If you just would've done the Tin Man, none of this would've happened.

Larry:'Maybe Jill did it on purpose too.'

Larry:'Not one Spanish person has figured out that the piñata is a sick fucking game?'

Larry:'Five years old, she can spell asshole. That's pretty good.'

Ted · Larry:'You got two shirts?' with Larry's awkward pause

Barbara:Chet's shirt...!