Leelas Homeworld

Bender · Fry:Sure, we talk about it all the time. Really? No. Burn!

Fry:Your parents must be so proud! Sorry.

Professor:It's a glow-In-The-Dark nose you can wear over your regular non-Glowing nose.

Bender:Now I can punch you in the nose in the dark.

Bender:Where'd it go?

Professor:If you think it's anything, you're a suspicious moron.

Fry:Delicious fig pudding! That's good. But a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.

Bender:Professor, I'll take care of that waste for $499 and 100 cents.

Professor:I know That's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.

Professor · Bender:Do you take credit cards? Let's find out.

Bender:All right, environment, you've met your match.

Unknown surface dweller:Honey, that thing was ruined the minute it went on you.

Orphanarium head:Not if I have anything to do with it.

Orphanarium head:Because I have a photographic memory, and I remember every night.

Unknown orphan:Picture's up. It's crooked!

Albert:Look at me! I'm Leela! No! Because I'm double Leela! Whee!

Orphanarium worker:That's it, Albert. No more espresso for you!

Fry:If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.

Leela:I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside... Where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Fry:Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

Fry:Because I happen to be a holding, stroking, loving machine. Also spanking.

Bender:Yo, yo, Bazender! What up?

Bender:I just got hired to clean up the set of Free Willy 3!

Bender:Namely, I'm up here, and they are safely down--

Mutant:Oh, man. As if our lives weren't miserable enough already.

Fry:It's like that time I peeked in the kitchen at Imperial Hunan.

Bender:Wait. I don't even have DNA. Why am I screaming?

Mutant:We're gonna beat you afterwards.

Fry:Great Cheech's ghost!

Bender:And I'm the Leela! Dude, over here!

Fry:And also, for some reason, the letter I wrote you full of my personal feelings.

Mutants:Four more years! Four more years!

Fry:Can we really never return to this dank pit of sewage?

Mutant:Underdog's groin, Bart Simpson's left ear and right shin... Garfield's owner John's forehead.

Mutant:I used to be a little blond girl named Virginia.

Fry:That's impossible, because my time is worthless!

Orphanarium head · Fry:Would you like some dirt on any other orphans? I'm trying to save someone here. I'll have to come back for those later.

Professor:Doesn't that machine make noses? It can do other things. Why shouldn't it?

Fry · Professor:Is it done? Certainly not. Two dings means it's done. But not like that. Slightly more rapid.

Bender:Good news, Leela! I landed the contract to empty all the spittoons in Little Italy.

Mutant doctor:In my professional opinion, as an ear, ear, ear, nose and throat doctor...

Leela's father:But if my PhD. in exolinguistics is worth diddlypoop...

Leela's mother:Don't say anything stupid, Morris.

Fry:A squeezably soft paper used mainly in the sewers.