Where The Buggalo Roam

Leo Wong:Open up, Leo. It's Amy and her weirdoes.

Leo Wong:Mars Day better than Earth Day. Dump trash anywhere. Big, empty planet.

Bender:Don't mind if I already did. Do you have any more Dom Perignon bubble bath?

Bender:There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

Leo Wong · Leela:That the best hemisphere. - It's the same on Earth.

Bender:I broke your television!

Leo Wong:Not really. We own so much, it easier to brand everything that not ours.

Leo Wong:We going to eat her at Amy's wedding. If she ever get married.

Inez Wong:This not a parallel universe where you get younger.

Zapp Brannigan:Remember, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.

Zapp Brannigan:That's natural. You're meek and uninteresting. You've gotten by on my leftover charisma. Scrounging off it, like a tiny parasite.

Crowd:Get on down! Oh, yeah! Drop another barnyard bomb on us, Vanilla Corn!

Mix-Master Festus:Yo, fool! It's Mix-Master Festus.

Leo Wong · Fry:They sell whole planet for one bead. Sound stupid to me. - That is stupid!

Leela:I can't believe you laugh at exploiting a proud, bead-loving people.

Amy · Leela:Lighten up. It's funny. - Of course. But you don't have to laugh!

RJ:This wimp? You've gone a long way, baby.

RJ · Kif:I haven't even lit it yet. - Oh. Is it lit now? - Yep.

RJ:You're pathetic.

Leo Wong:You here five hours, already you tear up couch and fill pool with shrimp!

Bender:Not bad for a city boy, huh? By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Kif:Oh, dear. Oh, goodness. Oh, odds and bodkins.

Leo Wong · Inez Wong:I have instant dislike of him. - Too scrawny to father grandchildren.

Kif:Actually, I don't have bones. I'm supported by fluid-filled bladders that...

Leo Wong:You a big, squishy wuss. Amy should date real man. Like him!

Kif:I can be manly too. I think I'll light up a smoke.

RJ · Amy:Wrong way. - Smooth.

Amy:Look on the bright side. My parents left after you passed out, so they didn't see you barf.

Amy:I'll go get you a tissue from your tote.

Joe:Sorry I'm late. My pool game ran long at the jazz club.

Leo Wong:Kids love him.

Leo Wong:Hurry before we die. And wipe your damn feet!

Bender · Leo Wong:I might have mental anguish. - I'm friends with every judge here. - I'm okay, then.

Amy · Leo Wong:Don't worry, Daddy. It'll be okay. - Oh, really? Who gonna save us? One-eye? Lobster mooch? Drunken garbage can?

Kif:This sounds like a job for... Lt. Kif Kroker!

Inez Wong · Amy · Leela:Okay, I want a divorce. - Mom! Dad! Don't ask me to choose! - They're not your parents. I'm not your sister. And that's not your golf cart.

Leo Wong · Amy · Inez Wong:We can't lose! - No, it's too risky! You don't have to do this to prove you're a man. - Oh, yes, he does!

Crew:We got a right to pick a little fight With rustlers - Somebody wants to pick a fight with us He better bite my ass

Fry · Leela:Where? - Right in front of you. - Oh. Oh!

Fry · Leela · Bender:It was... the Windows logo! - That's not scary! - It is if you're a printer!

Bender · Leela:Hook on the hand! - Man in the attic!

Bender:Bored robot kills Fry with a hammer! Sorry, go on.

Amy:Is that your camouflage reflex, or are you just happy to see me?

Kif:I have a blister, I spit, and, of course, I tell no one my feelings.

Amy · Kif:But you still have them? - Yes. But I keep them inside until I can write them in my diary.

Amy · Kif:What's that? - Maybe we just made love.

Kif:I took a seminar in ejecting chickens from a sand dune. The principle is essentially the same.

Kif · Fry:We're in the eye of the storm! - Where?

Singing Wind:You mean family that took all land and gave us a lousy bead?

Amy:Wait! I'm too rich to be kidnapped!

Bender:Don't worry, Kif. I'm sure some other beautiful rich girl will fall in love with you.

Leo Wong:Let Amy tell us. That way it soften the blow.

Leo Wong:Oh, no! Martians kidnap Amy! - It them. They no use good grammar.

Zapp Brannigan:I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Zapp · Leo Wong · Bender:This mission is very dangerous! Someone's sure to be killed! - Fry? Leela? Bender? - Damn you, old man!

Zapp · Kif:I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend, lieutenant. - She won't leave me alone. - Did I say girlfriend? She sounds more like a wife.

Bender · Zapp:What about the great stone ass? - But it's on the other side of the planet.

Zapp:And just to clarify, land is the stuff that has sky over it.

Zapp:Don't weaken our bargaining power. What if you give her up... and we carve presidents in your mountain?

Zapp:No backsies.

Zapp:Don't be a chicken. Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.

Kif:Hey, I'm smoking! I'm the greatest!

Bender:Hey, I'm smoking! I'm the greatest!

Bender:Oh, monkey trumpets!

Kif:I don't have bones. I'm supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders that...

Leela · Singing Wind:It's a huge diamond! It must be worth a fortune! - Really?

Singing Wind · Amy:We assumed our ancestors were cheated... because they not have concept of ownership. - So we can have the diamond? - No. We do have concept of ownership.

Singing Wind:Land, schmand! We don't want to live here. It's a dump. We'll buy new planet and act like it's sacred. Who's gonna argue?

Zapp:Please, you give me too little credit.

Amy:Well, gloviously. But if they liked you, then I wouldn't. Don't you know anything about girls?

Kif:Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.