A Pharaoh To Remember

Bender:More like three lockers and a sink.

News Anchor · Leela · Amy:Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos. - They don't leave much to be imagined. - On a robot, they do.

Bender:Make me famous, bighead!

Bender · Fry:It's Bender. Why bother remembering anything? You'll forget it five seconds later.

Bender:doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela.

Fry:Boy, I've never seen him so down, or ever before.

Fry · Leela:I'm stuck, but I haven't given up hope! Call a soft-news journalist! - You're not stuck. - Shut up!

Hippie:This circle's about free expression not fascist moves!

Bender:No one will forget how I live or my attitude regarding butt.

Bender:Cushiony! And a minibar!

Professor:crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Bender:Aw, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Professor · Bender:But Bender was different. Bender had a.04-percent nickel impurity. - It's what made me me!

Bender:It's what made me me!

Amy:If you needed a package brought into the country without x-raying... Bender always had a free body cavity.

Bender:You people look like you're waiting for the bus.

Bender:You're at my funeral, singing about some dead stiff named Danny-boy?

Bender · Fry:You really are a massive bonehead! - I'm expressing sorrow. - Get lost! I'd say, 'Don't quit your day job,' but you're bad at it too!

Bender:You've convinced me life is worth living... by showing how bad my funeral will suck!

Fry:I thought something looked different in here.

Leela:Call it a hunch, but I've got a bad feeling about this.

Amy:That's the only thing about being a slave.

Fry:That's the only thing about being a slave.

Fry:This place is like the ancient Egypt of my day!

Amy:Insane theories: one. Regular theories: a billion!

Alien:and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

Alien:Also Wolfman.

Bender:Spend your whole life building a guy's toe, you'll remember him.

Bender · Slave Driver:I noticed your sign. I thought I'd look into your program. - We make you starve to death.

Zoidberg:Aw, bloody chunder!

Bender:Don't whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this:

Bender:Enoughsis! Pullutut! What's-His-Name!

Guard · Pharaoh · Guard:Go faster? I told them, but they're lazy. - No. I mean, they're all free. - Freeloading off you? I agree.

Guard:He's whipping angels now.

Priest:The damned good-looking. Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.

Priest:Also this bag of cats our culture considers holy.

Priest:That ends the funeral. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Priests:Free us from thought and responsibility! - We shall read things off you! - Then do them! - Your words guide us! - We're dumb!

Bender:Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!

Bender:Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!

Leela:This society is a bunch of idiots.

Bender:Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!

Bender:I meant, 'Yourself to death?'

Slave · Bender:Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe. - Well then, what do you think you should stop doing?

Bender:Are people gonna be remembering me or the statue?

Bender:Too exact, if you ask me.

Bender:Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I'd kill myself.

Fry:Nothing can get in or out except millions of snakes.

Leela · Fry:Hey, Fry? Remember that robot, Bender? - Bender? Doesn't ring a bell.

Bender:Stop it! It's not right! You've crossed a line!

Leela:Oh, Bender! When did you come in? Hold still.

Fry · Bender:You have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator... and that will outlive any monument. - You think they'll remember me? - Absolutely. Well, in that case, one planet down.

Bender:Well, in that case, one planet down.