Obsoletely Fabulous

Robot:Sleep, little dumpling. I have replaced your mother.

Human:Oh, my God! Robot dealy-Boppers! And there's a robot scratching post!

Human · Bender:You should try it out, Bender. Please. I have some dignity.

Wernstrom:Like fun it is, you glass-Headed wallaby!

Professor · Wernstrom:No one calls me that! I'm having at you! Wernstrom!

Announcer:And now, the woman who mom-Opolizes the robot industry...

Crowd:I get it! ...Mom! Oh, now I get it!

Bender:Here! I'm coming! Come on, baby! I'm yours! Come on, Mom! Jerk! Here we go. I'm your top of the line, Mom!

Mom:Whereas Robot 1-X runs on pollution and emits pure oxygen... With a fresh pine scent.

Bender:I never got the change. Suckers.

Bender:That new robot is great, huh? He sure made me look like a pile of crap.

Bender:You call that a kiss? I'll show you! Come here, Nibbler!

Bender:Get out of here, freshman! I don't need your help! Yeah? Well, assist this!

Bender:When I screamed 'Help,' I didn't mean you!

Fry:Mell out, Bender. Come watch some TV.

Leela:Like a socket wrench, or a burglar's kit.

Bender:I'm scared of him.

Fry:Oh, yeah. No, you're pretty perfect.

Leela:Yes, for God's sakes, yes!

Robot prisoner:Yeah, right on, nut cake.

Robot:Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbing knife.

Former prisoner robot:I love those magnificent 1-X Robots! The 1-X Robots are my friends.

Former prisoner robot:I'm past that. Later, blood.

Other robot:You took away his robo-Humanity!

Bender:Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity on this mechanical mariner.

Bender:Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

Bender:Boy, what is the deal with the ocean?

Bender:There. Well, I guess I'll go out for a while.

Bender:Damn. One rock short of rescue.

Bender:Okay, don't panic. I've got these yams. I'll just make some yam schnapps.

Obsolete robots:We're a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade... And came here-- Side B. To live a simpler existence, free of technology.

Cartridge Unit:Your mother.

Cartridge Unit:Your mother.

Water wheel robot:Oh, God! I'll never make it this time! This is the end!

Memory-insufficient robot:Oh, great. Now I remember that word, but I forgot my wife's face. Oh, God! No! I want to live!

Bender:That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Bender:Oh, man! He's never gonna make it over that pebble! Wait! Wait! Oh, my God! He made it! Yeah! Way to go!

Bender:Wow. It's like the Earth making sweet, salty love to itself... While all the fish groove on it.

Bender:Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!

Bender:You sure got this life thing figured out, cymbal-Banging monkey.

Bender:Wretched technology has brought me nothing but misery.

Bender:Oh, it's true. I am a hideous triumph of form and function.

Wooden Bender:Behold my handcrafted purity. The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!

Wooden Bender:By force!

Wooden Bender:Mirrors reflecting mirrors? High-Tech sorcery! Sorcery, I say!

Wooden Bender:And now, technology shall taste the lash of the hickory switch!

Wooden Bender:They're the devil's veins, and electricity is his blood!

Robot · Wooden Bender:Bender? If we don't survive the attack, I want you to know I love you. Okay, fine. Fire!

Wooden Bender:Free you from the 'complicated' part, I mean, not the 'lives' part.

Wooden Bender:I'm a steam-Powered wooden robot, just as nature intended.

Obsolete robot:You wanged my ship, you walnut-Paneled idiot!

Wooden Bender:What the--? Termites?

Bender:Save my friends! And Zoidberg!

Bender:Save my friends! And Zoidberg!

Bender:I never meant to hurt you... Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Bender:I was like, 'Save them!' And he was all, 'No problem.' And then he did it.

Bender:His new technology is great. I love those magnificent 1-X Robots. The 1-X Robots are my friends.

Bender:Is it not possible, nay, probable... That my whole life is just a product of my, or someone else's imagination?

Upgrade technician:No. Get out. Next?