The Pool Guy

When did tick-tack-toe become the pound sign? Why not call it what it is? 'Leave your numeric message now, and then press Archie's head.'

This is like the harassment key for people in a fight, you know.

Yeah, me too.

Mano a baldo.

George fights dirty. Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.

Would I want to see what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln's funeral?

You're a man's woman. You hate other women and they hate you.

Saddle up and ride.

There's nothing more pathetic than a grown man who's afraid of a woman.

This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide.

Chicks, man. Too many chicks know my number.

Hey, well, stay out of the deep end.

What's in the deep end?

I really think I should have been consulted about this.

A little buffer zone.

Well, these seats have no lumbar.

So, well, then I had to kill him and the police are still looking for me.

Worlds collide. Yes, it blows up.

It's just common sense. Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart.

Well, wait a second. Don't you see? That's 555-FlLK. But 555-FlLM is Moviefone.

So I'm filk. You're filk.

Quite the décolletage for a suffragette.

The vault?

And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?

That's what you think girls do, isn't it? Yes, I do.

Yeah, Cupid's Rifle. Eight-thirty, Sony Lincoln Square.

Yeah, Firestorm's good. I saw it yesterday. My buddy Jerry, he's seen it twice. You wanna talk to him?

Bye-bye, Jerry.

Look. You're a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.

Did you just say 'vault'? You got that from Elaine?

Worlds are colliding. George is getting upset!

You see, right now, I have relationship George, but there is also independent George.

Movie George, coffee-shop George, liar George, bawdy George.

I love that George. Me too. And he's dying, Jerry.

A George divided against itself cannot stand.

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Kramer, is that you?

What time does Chow Fun start? I don't know.

Hey, Jerry, look at all the towels they gave me. I really hit the jackpot.

Come on. Aren't you gonna join us? You know, I'm supposed to meet... someone. I'll wait for him outside.

Hey, hey, Georgie boy, over here.

One, two... three... four.

Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

Well... go ahead. You go.

Come on, Newman. Do it. No. He might die. Yeah. Maybe.

'George. Elaine and I went to see Chunnel with Jerry.' With Jerry, huh? With Jerry. Great. Great.

Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected.

Why don't you just tell me where you wanna see the movie.

Everybody out of the Chunnel! Everybody out of the Chunnel!

Come on. I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing.

I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. Reggie's.

They're killing independent George! They're all in on it!

Worlds are colliding!

Hello, and welcome to your worst nightmare.