Friends

Louie's joke about the man who needs a dentist because with his wife 'it's like pulling teeth'

After the long joke, Latka asks 'So that means it's all right to go to the dentist?' and Louie says 'No, no, no way'

Latka panics and asks 'Where is the yakabye?' thinking it's an emergency

Latka tells arriving character 'too bad... You miss Yakabye drill'

About Tony's date who wanted to be a boxer: 'I never want to see her again especially in the ring... I wouldn't have a chance'

Latka about watching football at Alex's apartment: 'It's better than watching it on television'

About New Hampshire boxing: 'Do they have a lot of middleweights in New Hampshire?' 'Three. The guy I'm fighting just took the title away from his father.'

Alex's comment: 'You're not just fighting a champ... You're fighting a whole dynasty.'

Tony about his fish: 'I bought them with the purse from my first big win... $3.00'

Latka's reaction to his toothache and getting permission to go to dentist, thanking Louie and saying people say bad things about him but...

About Bobby's sparse kitchen: 'There's only a loaf of old bread in here. We could have beer and toast.'

Latka's response: 'No, thank you. I'm trying to watch my babas.'

Bobby about Dominique: 'You know, she turned down Warren Beatty. Imagine that. Me and Warren being turned down by the same girl.'

Latka about football teams: 'Well, you see, because this team here is called the Giants, but they are not bigger than the other team.'

Latka continues: 'And also, this team is called the Redskins, but they are almost all black.'

Phone conversation confusion about how many people are rooting for Tony, escalating from 'three of us' to 'five of us'

Latka about instant replay: 'You know, in my country, they don't have instant replay. They just make them do it over again.'

Visual gag: The fish floating on their backs, clearly dead

Bobby's explanation for the fish deaths: 'Well, I guess it was just their time, huh?' and 'Maybe it was one of those murder-suicide things.'

Louie's immediate response when Tony arrives: 'Bobby killed your fish.'

Tony's castle gift for his fish with 'Scranton' written on it

Tony's speech about his fish: 'them fish are like symbols... of, like, survival. If them little fish can survive in this world than so can I.'

Alex's response when asked how the fish looked: 'Peaceful.'

Bobby arriving with replacement fish: 'I had to go to four stores before I could find two that matched exactly.'

Tony: 'Hey, where are they?' realizing his original fish are missing

Bobby's confession: 'Tony, I forgot to feed them yesterday and when I came home they were...'

Bobby's attempt at comfort: 'I think they went in their sleep.'

Bobby's plea: 'if you want to slug me... just not in the face. I got an audition.'

Louie: 'He booked 90, fish killer.'

Louie's immediate taxi booking comment: 'Hey, buddy, you need a quarter? I got it.'

Elaine asking 'How many?' about Tony's rejections, Louie responding 'So far... 12.'

Alex's argument to convince Tony: 'Because I think the fish would want it that way.'

Tony's philosophy: 'I mean, there are guys I don't even like that treat me better. One guy I hate treats me almost as good.'

About replacement fish: 'It's a dog's life.'

Tony almost destroying Bobby's lucky shirt, then realizing: 'Gee, I just remembered... It's my shirt.'

Tony's rambling philosophy: 'A guy can do what he can do, and he can't do what he can't do, so if a guy doesn't do what he can't do, what are you going to do?'

Bobby correcting fish names: 'George and Wanda!' 'Wanda! The least you could do is get their names straight! Wanda!'

The reconciliation moment: 'Wendy, Wanda.' 'Oh... I love you guys.'

Bobby's promise: 'From now on, when I say something I'm going to do it, and that's that!' followed immediately by abandoning his friends

Bobby's decision to abandon Dominique for the guys, despite his earlier resolution about not letting people down

Tony's final gesture: feeding the mounted fish

Tony's presentation speech: 'Hey, can I have your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen? I have a presentation to make. For my best friend, Tony.'