Alex Tastes Death And Finds A Nice Restaurant

What kind of heel you think I am?

You're a sick person.

What makes you think it was a Jew? / Oh, uh, just a hunch.

Oh, thanks. I got them on sale. You like them?

Yeah, but I don't know if the same old saying applies to getting shot off a horse.

Hey, Louie, I got a tattoo. / Oh, yeah, and losers.

Sorry, off duty. I'll pick up the next one.

Next one that doesn't have a safety pin through his nose.

Well, it's not Sneezy.

No, I don't think it is Sneezy.

The tongue is mightier than the sword. / Talk like that's a good way to get your tongue cut off.

What's the matter with you? / I'm having a heart attack. / Well, have it somewheres else. I could've tripped and broke my neck.

See? I convinced him. / Yeah. Play some rummy?

You're not used to criticism, are you?

Because who cares about money when people's personal feelings are involved?

Hey, everybody, I'm quitting. / What?! What for? / Well, it's very simple. I'm scared.

You're a lily-livered, yellow-bellied, namby-pamby, mealymouth chicken!

You're right, Louie.

You could make cheese. / Why would I want to do that? / Somebody has to.

Yeah, somebody else will do that for you.

I mean, a guy leaves the neighborhood, you see him more than when he lived next door.

My car goes fine, why do you ask? / I'm sorry, we don't serve herring, but I can recommend the escargot.

Dr. Wheeler? / Well, it's easier to get reservations at joints like this if they think you're a doctor.

So, uh, how'd that heart job go this morning, Doc?

There ain't even no gum stuck to this table.

Will you keep your drawers on, lady? The guy's got six tables. He can't be everywhere at once.

With cheese.

However, on the other hand being a waiter, nobody goes like this to me.

Of course, as a cab driver, my time is my own... But of course, you know, as a cab driver, somebody goes like this to me.

Oh, yeah, but that's one in a million. Big deal. One time, you know?

Joker!

This is very depressing.

They love the appetizer.

Aw, what the heck. Might as well take a chance.