Mama Gravas

You can keep.

Right at the end of flight.

She coming right here. Louie give me rest of day off so I could show her around the Big Banana.

Latka, I think you mean The Big Apple. / Oh, that, too.

Right, I promised, now I'm breaking my promise.

I'm not nasty. A lot of guys wouldn't have given you the day off in the first place.

I'm not doing this because I enjoy it. I do enjoy it, but that's not the reason.

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Poor little Mama, she want to see America before she die.

Mama, my mama!

I think I got a date for breakfast.

Oh, garbage strike, blackout, urban blight.

I'll find out when the next tour is.

Oh, also want to see Yankee Dog Stadium.

You know, you talk very good English. / You, too.

You're welcome. / You're welcome from me, too.

No thirsty.

Oh, my, my, you're welcome. / I marry Latka's father when 15.

He killed two years later. / Oh, I'm sorry. / Oh, you're welcome.

Oh, he was a freedom fighter shot by police? / No, he was a police shot by freedom fighter.

In my country, Alexander mean... one who makes nik-nik during harvest.

Well, that's me all right.

And yours fits, too. / It's not even harvest. Ha, ha.

Rockets? / Oh, no, no, no. Eh...

You can take girlfriend. / What about your mother? / She don't have a girlfriend.

It's always nice to get the news from home.

The apple machine philosophy

So then how do we get new apples, John? / We can't.

It was sort of like, you know, uh, two people being at the same place at the same time, uh, together. That's all.

If she'd just stop wearing those black dresses all the time... shed a few pounds... get rid of the wart and the mustache.

If she'd just stop wearing those black dresses all the time... shed a few pounds... get rid of the wart and the mustache.

What if the mother, well, uh... forced herself on the guy? / Forced herself? Yeah. / I mean, what'd she do, like throw him down and pin him to the floor? / Kind of, yeah.

I mean, what'd she do, like throw him down and pin him to the floor?

Latka's mother?!

Just for that? / Huh? No, no, no. She flew in to see Latka.

About six-foot-three.

After we were alone for a while, she turned into an animal. / A great one.

You don't need to explain... Daddy.

If I were you, I'd think of something else.

See you later, Papa.

We are going to be so happy together. Mama cook, Alex read paper, I mow the lawn, oh... Can I have a puppy?

We are going to be so happy together... Can I have a puppy?

But, Mama, if you play nik-nik with Alex, then you must marry. It's the only way to save the family honor.

Oh, goat droppings.

If you don't marry Alex, then you're... you're a kakbort.

My mother's off-limits.

My mother's off-limits.

You mean, not even indoors?

Brefinish. I make myself. Make a good anti-freeze, let me tell you. No, eats... eats the pipes.

My mother's 67 years old. / Then not do for sure.

Not even when the Dallas cheerleaders are on?

Globnik. 'To pretend or assume some event or occurrence never took place.'

Pretend what never happened? / Beats me. / Me, too.

Abbee, abbee, abbee, abbee, dabbee, dabbee, dabbee, dabbee, eicky, eicky, eicky, eicky, bicky, bicky, bicky, bicky, eh... sappee, sappee, sappee, sappee.

I just missed my royal pipik.