Alex Jumps Out Of An Airplane

I'm so bored, I got nothing better to do than to sit here and talk with you losers.

He wants you to get him some cigarettes.

Cabs without brakes to anybody who laughs.

Yeah, like how poor Louie has to pick up cigarettes for the boss, like some kind of flunky.

It was worth it.

Did you meet any chicks?

Did I mention that she had the bluest eyes I've ever seen?

She heard my heartbeat. The people down in the lodge were saying, 'What's that noise up there?'

Well, it's very difficult to talk and whimper at the same time.

Well, I don't know if I decided, but, uh... Maybe it was me, maybe it was the breeze.

I was so glad that I'd listened to Jim McKay all those years, because I knew just what to do... But that was going to be no small trick, because I was upside down, I couldn't find my chin.

And there I was 120 miles above Lake Placid, and I couldn't find my chin!

I actually landed on my feet. And then on my head, and then on my back and then on my feet. By the time I came to a complete halt, I was the biggest snowball in the history of Lake Placid.

And she said, 'Boy, you got guts.'

Set 'em up... and put it on the snowball.

And of being badly injured.

Yeah, sounds like you got the best of both worlds.

You're going to ski off that piano?

'Being Alive.' I think I know that one.

I did that in a college fight... it killed me. / I did that with Ellison... I was out for a week. / I did that with Sinacori... ended up in the second row.

No substitute for experience.

He'll kill you. / I want him.

Don't worry. I'll go easy on the guy.

Hey, man, you want to box or not?

It would have knocked out a rhinoceros.

Did a beer just go by?

So anybody know what 'Rieger Knievel' is doing today?

I mean, that man is a living beer commercial.

Aw, they're out of the latest copy of Death Wish?

Don't you have to go someplace to shed skin, Louie?

You're going to wrestle a shark?

Hot dog! Sign right there.

Don't you think it's a little odd that your beneficiary wants you to do this?

Don't you think it's a little odd that your beneficiary wants you to do this?

Last time I jumped, I injured my spleen.

It's better than sex. It's better than most sex.

Hey, Bobby, will you cut that out? Can't you wait till I'm gone?

I'm not going down there. I'm not going down there. I'm not going to go.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

I got $50,000 riding on this, and I still hope you don't die.

I got $50,000 riding on this, and I still hope you don't die.

Nobody but me.

I am? I could swear I jumped. My spirit jumped. It's just my body that's left here.

I'm going to spend the single greatest thrill of my life throwing up.