Little Girl In The Big Ten

Homer:D'oh!

Gym Teacher:Don't worry. You can win them back if you stick the landing.

Brunella:Lisa, gym isn't just about encouraging fitness, it's also about exposing weakness!

Skinner:She's the only child keeping this school accredited. Without her, we'd have to release these children back into the forest.

Brunella:Skinner, I took an oath! And by Xena, this girl's failing gym!

Brunella:Well, I know a coach. But he's tough. He defected into East Germany.

Lugash:For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window, and go tell parents to stop wasting my time with failure child!

Homer:Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at? Well, hookers and Spider-Man.

JFK:President Kennedy appears to motivate Lisa

Lisa · JFK:Well, I can't argue with the man who wrote Profiles in Courage. Yes. Uh, I wrote it.

Lisa · JFK:Thanks! I'll see you in heaven! Uh, yes, uh, heaven.

Lisa · Homer:Ich bin ein gymnast. Aw, she must've dreamt about Hitler again.

Grampa:Two ration stamps and an artillery shell full of oleo!

Grampa:Liberace action figure. Party tonight at Roddy McDowall's.

Bart:A mosquito? How'd that get in there?

Lugash:Laziness is counter-revolutionary. Questions are decadent! Fast hands mean less whipping.

Homer:Skeeter bites are good luck. Scratch it and you get a wish.

Bart · Homer:I don't feel so good. Can you take me to the hospital? Finally we're doing something I want to do.

Lugash:Just relax. Think of floor as full of snakes. You fall, they kill you! Relax, relax. And snakes!

Lugash · Student:Here is your cat back, good as new. I had a dog. Is cat now.

Lugash:God give you greatest gift. Big head like beach ball made of bone. Gives you perfect balance.

Lugash:Rest your giant head. I am Lugash.

College Students:You're reading Gravity's Rainbow? Re-reading. Sorry. What are you guys talking about? I was making fractals.

Student · Lugash:I had a dog. Is cat now.

Lisa:Of course. Where do you think I go? Baby school?

Lugash:See you tomorrow, Lisa! We find out what five minus three is!

Lugash:Why do people run from me?

Lisa:And they don't have a Blue's Clue. Whoops. Gotta age it up. Life sucks. Totally.

Lisa:Well, Bart's kind of... No!

Tina:Who's Mom? That's what we call the gay guy who lives with us.

Homer:I take a whiskey drink I take a chocolate drink And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!

Homer:It can't be mange. I just had him dipped.

Bart:Contagious? Outrageous! I got me some teachers to lick.

Bart:I don't like how many times you said 'normal.'

Bart · Marge:Help me! You'll get the hang of it, honey. Today's just a little gusty.

Carrie:She'd have to be where she lives. That place had a Manson Family vibe.

Bart:My bubble, my rules.

Homer:That is called parenting. I'm going to Moe's.

MC:Now open your minds for the Coltrane of the quatrain, the Tony Danza of the A-B stanza.

Pinsky · Lisa:I just checked out at Atherton Library! I study there! Say another building!

Lisa:I'm in a coffee house listening to poetry. There's a cat on a table and no one seems to care. This is the single greatest day of my life!

Pinsky:So I'm walking by the Oval Office. And I hear the President, 'Pinsky, where's my poem?' Well, I thought it wasn't due till Tuesday. So I make one up. I am just pulling stuff out of my ass.

Lisa:You won't eat our meat but you glue with our feet.

Lisa:Lisa Simpson, master of the double life.

Martin:You're like my mommy after a box of wine.

Jimbo · Martin:Give me your lunch money! But it's after lunch. It's just an expression. Like 'kick your butt' could involve no kicking whatsoever.

Bart:Never fear, the sphere is here!

Bart:When nerds are in trouble, I am not slow. It's spin, spin, spin, and away I go!

Martin:Once he's gone, they'll kill us!

Homer:That young adult is Lisa! She's up to something private! Let's go spy on her!

Professor:Yes. And birds go 'tweet.' What else?

Homer:What about Lisa? She's only eight!

College Student:I can't believe I cheated off an eight-year-old.

College Student · Elderly Person:She's worse than that 80-year-old who pretended to be a freshman. I just wanted a place to sit down.

Lisa · Homer:Doogie Howser went to college when he was my age. Against my wishes!

Homer:I put those Cathys on the fridge for you. I don't even like them. They've gotten so smutty.

Marge · Homer:Homer, Cathy is a woman. Oh, come on... You're right.

Nelson · Lisa:Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million? Two million. So?

Groundskeeper Willie · Lisa:Don't let them get to you, lass. I'm too good for this place, too. Now run home to your shack. I live in a house. Well, la-dee-da, college girl!

Homer:I was trying to throw Bart over the roof and he got stuck in this tree.

Bart · Lisa:Call me! The bubble makes everything shimmer and glow. You can't believe what that sunset looks like to me. That's not a sunset. That's a bird on fire.

Bart:To-may-to, to-mah-to.

Bart · Lisa:All you gotta do is play a prank on the principal. Well, I can't do it tomorrow. There's an assembly in his honor.

Lisa · Bart:Ew! Bart! It wasn't me.

Skinner:Did they have to guess the date of my death?

Skinner:When I was starting out, they said, 'You're good. But are you 'plaque' good?' Well, today I can say, 'Yes, I am.'

Grandpa:Yeah, I got a question! How dare you wear white?

Skinner:Now normally I wouldn't go near a giant chocolate cake in my dress polyester. But with Bart Simpson safely encapsulated, I'd be delighted to pose.

Skinner:I've been taken down a peg. A whole peg!

Bart:Does this thing suck or blow? Suck!