Episode 210

We're trying to buy the largest cable network in Northern Europe. And if we do do that, it'll be huge.

What about you, huge doodoo?

Detlef, that is hilarious. Bavarians are so stingy!

There is an 8 o'clock showing of 'Fred Claus'.

also I have a star that my aunt named after me, although that was recently downgraded to a gas giant

Lemon, wanting someone to actually be part of your life -- I've never had that before.

Sure. Wait for that, and your first home will be in the floating city of New Chicago.

Tracy, your father is here. My father? Okay, that may have been a dream.

I know a good site that's dirty without sacrificing story. It's by women for women.

And I bought some land in the ninth ward after Katrina. I'm leasing it back to the government as a prison. Ka-ching!

Even Frank owns that chicken ranch in Nevada. He thought he was buying a whorehouse.

Oh, if you're interested, AJ's also selling a speedboat and a truck full of cigarettes.

The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement. Industry castrates art. The only honesty is in suicide.

The founding fathers never intended for the poor to live into their 40s.

Interrogation bear!

So many different types of sparrows!

I honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it.

I have thing that night. I have a thing that night.

I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature.

Ken, this is New York, the big easy. Live a little!

That's why my wife and I stopped using a 'safe word.'

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

An oasis from the vile obscenity of the human condition.

Call AJ. But ask for 'Mike.'

'Cause an apartment never waits till you get in the shower then steals the necklace your mother gave you.

It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

You know what we've never done, Grizz? Fight each other!

and this betting parlor in the Pennsylvania coal mining country is exactly half the distance between my office and yours.

Well, technically, that corner is exactly halfway, but I'm not going over there.

I missed so many weddings, funerals, karate demonstrations. Birthdays, Lilith fairs.

And I'm gonna love you like my boss is watching.

Smack around nosy out-of-towners. Also, we have a lovely doll museum.

If you're not reading the bible in German, you're not getting the real versteckte Bedeutung of it.

Your last name is weird.

People from my old life will pass through town. They won't even recognize me. They'll just say, 'thanks, pap,' and then they'll buy some of my cider.

Oh, my god! I'm in looooove!

And I don't know why I lied to you guys about having read that book. I'm just nervous. Anyway, I didn't read 'The Lovely Bones.'

We're all white.

Just ask anyone in my building. Except Raheem. I turned him in to homeland security. By accident.

Did you know they replace the Pips every five years, just like Menudo?

The germans are here! I am going through something right now!

Mr. Donaghy is not in the positions to worry himself this occurrence. But your bussiness makings are much importance to his heart.

I just bought a German television studio. That's what I call a country breakfast.

It's so quaint. It's strange we didn't get any ham.

Love... a urine mirage in a desert of fear.

You rode the brown serpent.

One, if I found any MacKenzies living up here, I would kill them.

I also went to a PG-13 movie. I-I bought a pair of sunglasses. I tried a Jewish doughnut.

I'd always been told that New York was the 21st century city of Sodom. And look what's happened. I've become one of them. I've been sodomized.

I bought a German television studio today.

I bought a black apartment.

I'll just tell Don Geiss that I let a subordinate with an unaccredited theater tech degree do a billion-dollar handshake deal

I missed the vote on a bill to legalize recreational whale torture.

Our belief that sex is a competition.

Who's gonna help me tell white people apart?

If you blow out the kitchen wall, you can make a very nice breakfast nook.

there's an 11:45 and I was misinformed about the time