Mamma Mia

Jack · Liz:Jack mentions Liz's memo about including more catchphrases, then delivers an absurd example about leaving in boxers and returning in briefs being 'a dealbreaker, ladies'

Jack:Wearing an Atlanta Falcons jersey to your sister's wedding as another 'dealbreaker' scenario

Jack:Jack's over-the-top Italian stereotype impression: 'I'm Jack and I don't know who my father is. I'm very emotional and want to smash these barrels'

Jack:Jack's dark definition of family: 'Resentment, guilt, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights'

Jack:'You know what family means to me, Lemon? Grudges, guilt...'

Jack:Jack wants to whisper something cutting in his mother's ear while she's dying

Liz:Liz's Sims reference: when a child doesn't see their father enough, they act erratically and eventually wet themselves

Liz:Liz's sad question: 'Why don't I have any other friends?'

Tracy:Tracy is practicing sitting when Jack enters

Tracy:Tracy's logic about his dead father: if he were alive, he'd be living in Tracy's house taking $200k annually to mow the lawn

Tracy:Tracy's bizarre guess about Jack's secret: he bought a motorcycle sidecar but his dog refuses to sit in it

Tracy:Tracy's admission: 'It wasn't easy saying that. I struggled to say that sentence'

Tracy:Tracy's elaborate metaphor about feeling shocked and scared 'like a dog in a sidecar when it detaches from the motorcycle'

Gina:Gina's excitement about Brett Michaels wanting to use her catchphrase and wear matching outfits

Gina:SportsCenter using the dealbreaker phrase: 'Rangers playing dirty hockey - that's a dealbreaker, ladies!'

Gina:'You know who else likes Deal Breakers? Bret Michaels!'

Tracy:Tracy's announcement of reading about his illegitimate son in 'Black Contractors and Butts' magazine

Tracy:Tracy repeats the sidecar metaphor again about media hawks discovering the story

Tracy:Tracy introduces his son Donald: 'I want you kids to meet a bastard - my little bastard Donald Jordan'

Donald:'Can you give me a thousand dollars for something I need?'

Len:Len mentions giving his gun to a priest in case he gets depressed again

Kenneth:I know, but I have a hard time guessing the age of black Americans. Black shoes are the best shoes.

Liz · Jack:Liz's 'Mamma Mia' reference and Jack's confusion leading to her explanation of the ABBA musical

Liz · Jack:'It's like the movie Mamma Mia' / 'What?' / 'Nothing, don't push it, let it happen, there'll be a Mamma Mia'

Liz · Tracy:'Listen Tracy, you're 39 years old, right?' / 'Of course, why would I lie about my age? I work in entertainment'

Liz · Kenneth · Tracy:Liz and Kenneth testing Tracy's age with Rob Base's 'It Takes Two' - Tracy performs it perfectly despite claiming to be 39

Tracy · Donald:Donald's birth certificate that Tracy 'printed for him' and leaving a check blank as requested

Donald:'And you left the check blank like I asked'

Liz · Jack:'Are you ready to meet them?' / 'Yes' / 'Jack, meet George Park, he's Korean'

Fred:Fred's war story about a grenade exploding in his genitals, making his privates look 'like a plate of spaghetti'

Gina:Gina getting a Time Out magazine photoshoot to be named 'Most Whimsical Woman in New York' for no reason

Liz:Liz's description of her late-night writing process: eating dry bran raisin to stay awake and taking the 'fart train' to work

Liz · Kenneth:Liz saving half a muffin 'to eat later' and the observation about what 21-year-old wraps half a muffin

Kenny · Donald:Kenny's magazine subscription pitch using 'S and M' as abbreviation for 'Magical and Marvelous'

Kenneth:Kenneth's casual mention of trying to steal his dead neighbor's identity because 'sometimes things get overwhelming' and he might need to 'get in the car and drive away'

George:'Don't get me started. My cousin killed everyone at his work'

Milton:Milton's family description: 'The Greens are very sharp until the very end, which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming'

Milton:'The Greens are very sharp right up until the end, which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming'

Jack:Jack's angry outburst: 'Screw you and screw your crappy contest!'

Photographer · Liz · Gina:The photographer suggesting Liz and Gina 'act a little weird' for some shots, leading to prop comedy

Photographer:The photographer asking Liz to 'imitate a chicken farting' for the shot

Donald:Donald's distress call: 'Help mama's baby! Help mama's baby!' while running away

Milton:Milton's insult about Jack's shoes: asking when his religious cult will commit suicide

Liz · Kenneth:Discovery that Donald is 40 years old, making him older than Tracy

Tracy:Tracy's admission: 'Liz Lemon, I may hug people warmly and get lost in malls, but I'm not stupid'

Tracy:Tracy comparing Donald to John Travolta's character in 'Grease': attractive, charismatic, and off the straight path

Tracy:Donald spent Kenneth's chess set money on condoms for the boys at the community center

Donald · Tracy:The karate school is named 'Tracy Jordan Karate for Black People'

Liz:Liz on the magazine cover giving birth to a chicken over a toilet

Liz:Magazine cover showing Liz birthing a chicken over a toilet

Milton:Milton's story about not being able to pay rent so he gave Colleen 'something else' - a radio, then later they got drunk and had sex

Milton:Milton's immediate request after the father-son reunion: 'I need a kidney transplant'