The Five Foot Fence

Larry:Fence? Honestly, nobody told me anything about a fence.

Larry:Trump has really ruined it for all Don Juniors, hasn't he?

Larry:Who throws a funeral for themselves while they're alive?

Larry:to accelerate his demise

Larry:Making him climb up six flights of stairs, telling him the elevator's broken.

Larry:I drove this old lady around. She was blind. I never cleaned the car. She had no idea.

Larry:They're like horse thieves in the old west, aren't they?

Larry:Don't give me any notes. That's all. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. That's not a joke.

Larry:I better get the money now before he forgets.

Dennis:What are you doing? Were you, like stalking me?

Larry:I got my Jews confused. She's funny. Anti-Semitic, but funny.

Lucy Liu · Larry:I haven't had sex in a year, so I'm really excited. Pull over. I'm done.

Larry:You can't stand that the praise is going to somebody else.

Leon:I said, I'm taking my baby, my baby to Asia.

Leon:You are so fucking skinny, your arms can't even hold a fucking glass.

Albert Brooks:I got a great idea. Why don't you two start a GoFundMe page?

Larry:Larry walking into the glass door

Leon:That's two feeble things in a fucking row. He's got one more left. I'ma drop his ass off at a nursing home.

Lucy Liu:You've had a big night. I just feel like it was a lot for you.

Larry:Can I knit as well?

Leon · Larry:That's where you're going? This is the bathroom I use to drop the kids off at the pool.

Leon:The resort pool is not available to me?

Leon · Larry:The resort pool is not available to me? It is not available to you ever. Never? Never. Never.

Leon:I'll be honest, AB, I haven't even seen any of your fuckin' movies.

Albert Brooks · Larry:Then we can have a real funeral. A real one, okay? And people will say all these wonderful things about me. Yes, let's keep our fingers crossed.

Leon:that little fat motherfucker, who rolled on the floor, like in circles going, that motherfucker never got no ass. I guarantee you.

Leon:You tapped the door. You're never gonna tap her.

Leon:You tapped the door. You're never gonna tap her.

Larry:It's extortion.

Leon · Larry:Someone's tryna come up. Someone's tryna get paid. It's extortion.

Larry:I'm a living doll, as my mother would say.

Marcos:But I know Marsha Lifshitz is that girl right there eating those left over tacos.

Larry:I remember what you wore. You wore a green sweater, tan pants, a blue and white checkered shirt. You had an almond decaf latte and a bran muffin. Now if I know all that, don't you think I would know if you paid me?

Larry:I remember what you wore. You wore a green sweater, tan pants, a blue and white checkered shirt. You had an almond decaf latte and a bran muffin.

Larry:Yeah, I walked into the door. I didn't see the door. How could I? It looks like air. Everybody's done it.

Larry · Golf buddies:Have I ever complimented you two guys on anything? No. I didn't tell you I like your new pink driver? No, you didn't. Must have been somebody else.

Larry:We're fucked. It's a big bowl of fucked.

Larry:You're a plopper! You've always been a plopper!

Jeff:Jeff reenacting the plopping motion

Larry:I am not a bad guy. Not a bad guy. A good guy. A very good guy.

Jon Hamm:Bashert means fate. Like you wanna say I'm feeling a lot of tsuris.

Jon Hamm:The word that kept reappearing was repugnant.

Lucy Liu:I don't see you in a sexual way anymore.

Larry:And I could prove it to you. Let's go upstairs. Come on. I'll prove it to ya. You wanna test it? Test me. Come on. I dare ya.

Lucy Liu:Watch out for glass.

Jon Hamm:It would've given Albert tremendous satisfaction to see all these people gathered here to pay their last respects to a man they will see again in less than an hour.

Larry:I'm very sorry that Albert is faux-dead. 'Cause I was going to leave him some faux money.

Larry:Albert is the one who inspired me to become a stand-up comedian. And that, more than anything, makes me wish he was really dead.

Leon:He's a fuckin' COVID hoarder. Albert's a COVID hoarder.

Leon:motherfucking office buildings and shit, they ostracized from the other pigeons and shit... 'Cause that goofy motherfucker ran into a goddamn building last week

Leon:You're forgettin' one key thing here. Free. Who wouldn't wanna go to Asia for free?

Susie:Let me tell you something, dementia boy, you gave me a lifetime guarantee and I don't care if you don't remember your dog's fucking name.

Larry:Here, keep it. I got another one.