Shaq

Larry:Where's the bottom of the broccoli? Can somebody tell me what they did to the bottom of the broccoli? I like the bottom, it's crunchy.

Larry:Is there one person at this table who can eat cauliflower? What is it? Who put this on earth, this vegetable?

Larry · Jeremy:You want to switch glasses with me, is that it? I like that whole Clark Kent thing you got happening there.

Larry:I love the indebted part, believe me. Don't get me wrong.

Larry · Jeff:You're not a Lakers fan are you? You're a Knicks fan. Table for one.

Larry:I get so much satisfaction out of seeing 19,000 people disappointed when they lose

Larry:I don't know, how much was this? $60, or what, I don't know, $80? What did you have? I mean, we just had some turkey. What did we have, turkey and a glass of wine? I don't even know what to put down here. I mean, I'm.... $90, how's that, is that good? Is $90 good? $110? $115, what'd you have?

Larry:I go out to dinner, I wind up with a homework assignment.

Cheryl · Larry:What was all that goodbye business? That was really embarrassing. I wanted to remind you to say goodbye.

Larry · Cheryl:I just kept putting money down. Why didn't they stop me? Because they didn't stop me.

Larry's father-in-law:You don't know what the hell you're talking about... 'Mr. Expert in somebody else's field.'

Cheryl's mother:Larry, don't you say goodnight?

Cheryl · Larry:Honey, please don't yell at my parents like that. I wasn't yelling, I was helping.

Larry:Dear LA County Museum. This is a letter of recommendation for a guy named... a guy name Jeremy, who's somewhat of an acquaintance. And he draws beautiful concentric circles... and geometric figures that are quite moving.

Larry:By the way, I could make those triangles and those circles. You know, is that art? I mean, if I could do it, is that art?

Larry:I'll find out his last name and write back to you.

Albert · Larry:Shaq loves your show. Really? Yeah, loves it.

Larry · Jeff:You know, you ought to go to a doctor. Really? Yeah. You know that guy right over there? That's Dr. Wiggins, that's who he was talking about.

Dr. Wiggins:Next time you're in a big hurry... why don't you write me a bunch of shit for free?

Larry · Jeff:Is this fucking unbelievable? This is unbelievable.

Jeff:Yeah, I'll ask him, with his eight rings, that Larry David's upset.

Cheryl · Larry:They said you tripped Shaquille O'Neal, now he'll be out for two months. You mean I tripped him? They said Larry David?

Larry:Yeah, I did have a motive. I wanted to kill him, I had a motive.

Cheryl's father:Don't you say goodnight?

Angry fans:Asshole! Yeah, you, it's all your fault! Yeah, asshole!

Larry · Jeff:What can I do? Can I do anything? Buy the team.

Secretary:No goodbye?

Assistant:No goodbye?

Cheryl:Don't you say goodbye?

Larry:I was gonna do a basketball with.... I was going to forge some of the Lakers' signatures on it....

Larry:One of the vanilla bullshit things. You know, do whatever you want. Some vanilla bullshit, latte cappa-thing. Whatever you got, I don't care.

Cheryl · Larry:Just too enthusiastic, and I miss the old Larry. Do you? Yeah.

Larry:'Cause I wrote some really laudatory things about your work... with the geometric shapes... the triangles and the trapezoids and all of that.

Larry:Coffee on me! Ladies and gentlemen... free coffee and donuts and Danish and bagels. Anything you want. On me, I got it, everybody, come on.

Larry · Hospital doctor:Would you mind taking a quick glance at this thing on my back? Tell me if it's anything that I should be concerned about. Sure, turn around.

Hospital doctor:This is a solar keratosis. It's benign, it's from the sun. Really? I wouldn't worry about it. It's nothing.

Shaq · Doctor:The whole world knows peanut butter is a dairy product. What are you saying? Dairy is from a cow. Peanuts are not a dairy product. Peanut butter, moo.

Shaq · Larry:Absolutely, butter. Thank you. A man that has some sense.

Larry · Shaq:Why would you cheat at Scattergories? A doctor.

Larry · Shaq:Don't you say goodbye? Notice how no one ever says goodbye anymore? Have you noticed that? It's unbelievable.

Larry · Shaq:Don't you say goodbye? Notice how no one ever says goodbye anymore? Have you noticed that? It's unbelievable.

Shaq:If you pop in The Contest, I'll let bygones be bygones... and I forgot that you tripped me.

Barry · Hospital worker:He's not a doctor? Sixth floor, Psychiatric.