The 5 Wood

Larry · Schwimmer:Don't let that pas de bourrée stuff... Oh no, I'm not worried about it. I mean, I'll get it.

Larry · Schwimmer:Larry immediately wanting to pitch mixed nut ideas to a stranger's father after learning about Health-Glo

Larry · Schwimmer:Larry's elaborate mixed nut combo pitch: 'pecan and a blueberry...dried cherry...a filbert'

Larry:If I said I want to combine a pecan and a blueberry, you know? And a dried cherry, and maybe a, uh, a filbert or something?

Schwimmer · Larry:Schwimmer's dismissive 'stay in your element' to Larry's nut pitches

Larry · Steve:Larry repeatedly saying 'fierce' and adopting dance terminology

Cheryl · Larry:You're embarrassing me. Stop it, no. - I can't have Pirate's Booty? - No, but you can have a pear.

Larry · Cheryl:Larry examining Health-Glo packages and counting cashews: 'There's only four cashews in here'

Larry:'Schwimmer's dad's pulling a fast one'

Larry · Dental Hygienist:Dental hygienist asking Larry out because he 'reminded her of her college history teacher'

Larry:I was just really trying to get some cotton out of my mouth.

Larry:'Was he an avuncular bald Jew?'

Jeff · Larry:Jeff encouraging Larry to sleep with the hygienist: 'It's a gift from your wife'

Jeff · Larry:Jeff calling out Larry's gay mannerisms: 'you're talking really gay'

Jeff:'You've become Steve the gay choreographer'

Larry:'I thought he had the good Hodgkin's'

Larry · Norm:Larry defending his Hodgkin's knowledge with 'Party of Five' as medical authority

Larry · Sven:I'm sorry, I thought Sven was a Swedish name. - It's not. 'Cause I don't look Swedish, do I?

Sven:Sven's passionate defense: 'Culture, looks, names, history, food, dancing'

Larry · Schwimmer:Larry saving the Health-Glo package to show Schwimmer the cashew problem

Schwimmer:Schwimmer's explanation about cashew shortage in the industry

Larry:Larry's rebranding suggestion: 'I would call it raisins'

Larry · Jeff:Larry getting a letter from the club for having a dirty locker

Norm · Larry:Norm's story about Burt Suzuki being kicked out for filthy locker

Larry · Marty:Larry asking Marty for the weatherman's tip at his father's funeral

Larry · Jeff Rosenthal:Larry finding and interrogating the 'Party of Five' writer at the funeral

Larry · Jeff Rosenthal:The good vs. better Hodgkin's semantic debate

Larry · Jeff Rosenthal:The entire good Hodgkin's vs better Hodgkin's semantic argument

Larry · Jeff:Larry discovering his 5-wood is in the casket

Larry:'Sven must have put my club in there, probably on purpose'

Larry:'That club's irreplaceable. It's 10 years old. They don't make it.'

Larry · Jeff:Larry arguing why the dead man shouldn't be 'buried in eternity with my club'

Larry:'Why should this guy be buried in eternity with my club? That's not fair.'

Larry:Larry taking a cashew from the casket during the eulogy

Larry:Visual gag of Larry discretely reaching into the casket during the eulogy

Jeff · Larry:Jeff's expletive-filled rant about being kicked out over 'a fucking 5-iron'

Jeff:'You're fucking narcissists...It's all a game, all a big fucking game'

Jeff:'there's like three fucking Jews in the whole club'

Larry:'I'm more of a Jew-face than you?'

Larry:'The dog bit my penis!'

Cheryl:'Why did the dog give you an erection?'

Susie:Ted Danson connection: 'Is that why Ted Danson didn't want you to take care of his dog?'

Anthony · Larry:Doctor Anthony turning out to be Steve's friend from dance rehearsals

Larry:'I would call it May-October. I wouldn't say December'

Larry:Larry's fake WASP persona: 'May-October relationship' correction

Larry:Larry's elaborate polo backstory with mallet head injury

Larry · Jim:Larry producing doctor's note from Dr. Anthony Parker for golf cart

Larry · Delilah:Larry canceling the dental hygienist date because 'a dog bit my penis'