The Survivor

Anna · Shlomo · Larry:Anna berating Shlomo in Yiddish then immediately switching to polite 'I'm sorry. Have a good day' to Larry

Anna:I bet you make her very happy

Larry:No, she's the most miserable woman in the world, believe me

Larry:I run away from hoodlums... it keeps you in shape

Rabbi:He got hit by a bike messenger

Larry · Rabbi:Larry confessing to the rabbi about his wife's 10th anniversary 'gift' of permission to cheat

Larry:Get the hell outta here!

Larry:I'm a bad person anyway, but I'm not... am I an extra bad person?

Larry:Do survivors like seeing each other? Do they like to talk about old times or does the sight of another survivor depress them?

Larry:this is continuing into the afterlife?

Larry:I thought I'd be single, I guess

Rabbi:He's the survivor. From the... from the television show. 'Survivor.'

Colby · Solly:The entire argument between Colby and Solly comparing Survivor to the Holocaust

Colby · Solly:The escalating survivor argument: Colby talks about deadly snakes and no snacks, Solly counters with concentration camps and no food for weeks

Solly · Colby:We didn't have one. We had 12 people at a time would go and shit... Well I'm sure you had toilet paper. We had newspaper.

Solly:Mosquito?! You see this glass eye?!

Solly:It was called the Holocaust!

Larry:Somebody get a sponge

Larry:What? I just told her to get a sponge, that's all

Larry:Oh, okay. No wonder why

Anna:You've been stalking me, haven't you, Larry?

Larry:I can take you piggyback

Anna:10 long years

Jeff:The Hassids, they have sex through a sheet

Jeff:You should spring for a satin sheet. You'd be sliding all over

Cheryl:Because of your sponge comment

Larry:it just brought up a lot of stuff about the Holocaust, and it's kind of in my DNA and I was very flummoxed by it

Larry:the light from your glass eye, it's reflecting on me

Solly · Larry:Solly's glass eye reflection causing Larry to make gestures that look like mockery: 'He's mimicking me.' 'You-you were making fun of me!'

Larry:Somebody get a sponge

Larry · Rabbi:That's when everybody yells a 'matza toff'? No no, it's mazel tov

Cheryl:Reach into Larry's pocket for an unwrapped mint? Sure

Larry · Rabbi:Larry's 'Let's roll' comment triggering the Rabbi because his brother-in-law died on 9/11: 'How dare you say something like that!'

Larry:I didn't know that an uptown death on West 57th Street was part of the tragedy

Larry:Things have been good. It's a very good... relationship... 10 years. It's pretty good. It's pretty pretty... pretty pretty good

Larry:I am your devoted servant... well I don't know about servant, but... I'm not a servant

Larry:after death who knows what happens? Even you... you don't know

Larry:Somebody get a sponge

Anna:It's about fucking time, Larry. My God, I've been waiting all day

Anna:Fuck or suit?

Anna:What kind of fucking idiot are you?

Anna:Hey, we survived