Running With The Bulls

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Larry's virgin counting obsession in his dream - concerned about missing the 72nd virgin while 71 beautiful ones want him

Dr. Templeton:Dr. Templeton: 'You are the first and only patient who has ever said anything negative about that chair'

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Larry offers to go chair shopping with his therapist

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Sneaky watch peek conversation - Larry calls out the therapist's time-checking

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Larry: 'No, I loathe them. They're disgusting.' about truffles after Dr. Templeton gushes about truffle season

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Larry tells therapist 'any time you wanna get rid of me as a patient, just say I've had enough'

Larry:Doesn't cost you a nickel... She's excited to be with me. She wants to please me.

Larry · Richard Lewis:Richard Lewis's outfit looks like 'the Little Drummer Boy's funeral - this is what he's wearing in the casket'

Larry · Richard Lewis:Richard Lewis's delusional self-portrait - paints himself as he looked 50 years ago but insists it's current

Larry · Richard Lewis:That's you? What do you think a self portrait means?... That's like you from 50 years ago!

Cheryl · Larry:Cheryl questions Larry's 'two and two' logic - 'I don't see the two and two'

Larry:Larry: 'You're running with the bulls. It'd be shocking if he didn't die.'

Larry · Cheryl:Larry: 'Yeah, but she's not a prostitute' / 'But you weren't paying her for it' explaining the difference between Cheryl and a prostitute

Larry:Usually you don't have to impress a prostitute

Larry:Larry asks 'do they throw in the balls?' about gender reassignment surgery

Marty · Larry:Dinner? It's 3:30... Hey, you better be at the memorial.

Larry · Cheryl:Larry brings up the chair disparity with Cheryl, she's never noticed chairs during therapy

Larry · Cheryl:Dr. Templeton connection to truffle season - Larry realizes the coincidence

Larry · Leon:Short fly penis problem - can't get penis out of pants with small fly

Leon:Leon's tiddlywinks penis technique - 'press down on the shaft, allows your head to pop up'

Leon:Leon's pants theory - manufactured in country with small penises vs big penises

Leon:Leon's toilet water penis story - 'my johnson hangs in the water'

Larry · Jeff:Richard Lewis always takes the good seat at restaurants - Larry strategizes arriving early

Jeff · Larry:Jeff's open house sex revelation - had sex in every house for sale in Brentwood

Jeff:Jeff: 'And let's say I'm driving around a different neighborhood and I see a house that's for sale, gets me kind of horny.'

Leon:Leon eavesdropping and wanting house location - 'Tell me where that fucking house is at'

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Patient-doctor vs doctor-patient confidentiality distinction

Dr. Templeton · Larry:Circle of trust demonstration with therapist's arms

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Breakthrough argument - Larry insists it's not a breakthrough while therapist writes it down

Dr. Templeton · Larry:Tiddlywinks callback in therapy - therapist knows the same penis technique

Dr. Templeton · Larry:The tiddlywink! Yeah! That might work. My friend told me the same thing.

Dr. Templeton:Barneys Warehouse sale mention - therapist casually recommends it to Larry

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Clock behind patient revelation - Larry sees therapist installed the suggested clock

Larry · Richard Lewis:Restaurant early arrival backfire - Lewis still beats Larry despite being 20 minutes early

Larry · Richard Lewis:Escalating early arrival threats - ending with Lewis sleeping in kitchen because restaurant bought his painting

Jeff · Larry:Sex in every house in Brentwood expansion - even houses in escrow

Jeff:Gets me kind of horny... She is not only a good-looking woman, but she's so stylish.

Larry · Jeff · Susie:House surprise for Susie cover story - Larry claims he was surprising her with house purchase

Larry · Usher:Memorial seat bribery - Larry pays usher $20 to reserve seat near exit

Dr. Templeton:Dr. Templeton funeral nod explanation - 'downward nod indicating solemn hello vs upward nod for joyous occasion'

Larry · Susie · Jeff:Barneys Warehouse confidentiality standoff - Larry refuses to reveal source despite mounting pressure

Larry · Jeff · Susie:Larry's dramatic protection of doctor-patient confidentiality: 'Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!'

Dr. Templeton:I happened to overhear that conversation, and I'm very appreciative that you respected the patient-doctor confidentiality.

Dr. Templeton:Mrs. Templeton doesn't want to meet Larry - therapist reveals wife's preference

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Please give my regards to Mrs. Templeton... I probably won't.

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Larry asking to be called Dr. Templeton instead of Lionel after being corrected

Larry · Unknown attendee:Urinary tract vs fatwa seat dispute

Marty:Marty acknowledges transitioning child at memorial - 'my handsome son Joey'

Larry:Larry shushing crying woman at memorial - tells her to cry outside

Larry:Fatwa panic at memorial - Larry screams 'Fatwa! He's got a gun!' causing chaos

Larry:Ted revelation - 'That's my friend, you idiot!' after panic

Jeff · Realtor:Jeff buying the house on the spot with realtor

Larry · Dr. Templeton:Chair shopping scene - Larry expects therapist to pay for chair he recommended