The Trouble With Truffles

Bender:I beat him up and took his hat! It's really nice. I hope he's not hurt too bad.

Leela:It's fun 'cause there's no touching and lots of rules.

Bender:I have a way with bucking mechanical things.

Bender:If I don't set a new club record, I'll eat my hat.

Announcer:0.4 seconds! A new club record for shortest ride.

Bender:Still, someone should eat the hat.

Unknown technician:Oh, no. It's achieved consciousness! God forgive us for creating this.

Leela:My hand is stuck! There must be glue on the saddle!

Dr. Tenderman:You're breaking out in suction cups.

Fry:I probably gave it to you! Sometimes I don't wash my hands for years at a time.

Leela:There are still so many things I wanted to let go of!

Leela · Zoidberg:Zoidberg? (popping)

Leela:Isn't it bad enough that I occasionally lay an egg?

Leela's mother:(singsong): He's single.

Fry:Giant beans? They must be worth a fortune!

Bean salesman:They're the cure-all that cures a lot! Rheumatism, botulism, seborrhea, diarrhea, desiccation, perspiration, common cold and, uh... Um, uh... Squidification?

Bender:You sack of bags of buckets of idiots!

Leela:"Fry, you big dummy"? Very much so.

Fry:Eh, I'll take the beanstalk less traveled.

Fry:I've never been up this high before. Well, outer space, I guess.

Fry:It's some kind of deluxe apartment in the sky.

Fry:This situation deteriorated fast.

Walt:That is one skugly critter.

Mom:It's not a pun, it's a play on words!

Leela:You can't just meddle with life like that. Who do you think you are-- god?

Mom:I wish. Then I could stop these things from collapsing under their own weight.

Mom:Find yourself a porcupine, blast some pig dna into it, microwave till juicy. (bell dings) and bang! You've got a cocktail treat complete with built-in toothpicks.

Mom:It's where I keep my warning signs, all right? Stop asking questions!

Mom · Walt:Genes with a 'g'! Now, that's a pun.

Fry:Last night in the bathtub, I ate a whole box of taco shells.

Bender:Yes, I was there.

Leela's father:Well, you didn't!

Fry:Whoa! Remember that mural on my cousin's van?

Bender:That's not hair.

Leela:Holy rapunzel, man-bat!

Leela · Fry:How dynamic are they? Not very.

Bender:Instead, I went to bed because I'm tired now.

Fry:Sorry I screamed, leela. I was just so... Excited to see you.

Leela · Bender:You can't bend a wooden door! (hushed): I know that, and you know that. But this door looks pretty stupid.

Unknown · Walt:What time is it? Time for you to shut up!

Giant · Fry:Fee-fi-fo-fum! You had me at 'fee'!

Mom:Memo to self: Breed giant cat to drag things in.

Fry:Wait. Crashing what with who in it?

Foghorn Leghorn-style rooster:I say, I say, the sky is falling!

Hermes:And remember, don't report them missing till after we max out their credit cards.

Leela:Listen, fry, whatever it was that you and I had together... Goulash? No! Well, I don't know. Maybe it was goulash.

Stan (former giant):Fee-fi, hi. (chuckles): I'm stan.

Leela · Mom:And once that genie's out of the bottle... I can cure you, too. Okay, I'm in.