All The Way Down

Fry:Oh! In that case, it stinks.

3-Pixel Bender:Bite my shiny middle pixel!

Dr. Zoidberg:Hooray! I'm an unnamed member of the group!

Professor:My Simputron uses more electricity than 100 bug zappers. Which reminds me, I had to unplug our bug zappers.

Multiple characters:- Ow! - Got him! The mosquito is still alive. There's a mosquito?

Leela · Professor:Space Italy? I know, it's an embarrassingly lazy name.

Professor:Sometimes, you just have to go with 'Space Italy' or 'the Robot Planet' or 'Dr. Zoidberg.'

Dr. Zoidberg:Preposterous.

Bender:Up all those steps? No grazie. I'll just chuck it into Trevi Fountain for good luck.

Space Italian:Papa pia! He hit-a the Space Pope!

Fry:More like three!

Fry:Jeez, Dave! Get a fig leaf!

Italian character:Oh, mama, they're goin' at it like two packs of gum!

Bender:Like my ass?

Professor:That's a perfect example, Bender, and some pretty decent twerking.

Fry:In fact, make it my last $10!

Professor · Amy:New evidence was presented and I changed my mind. I'm a scientist, not a... - Idiot? - Politician.

Bender:Whuzzulated? Like whozer's?

Bender:Why'd you have to tell me? You just ruined my life! My big fat fake life!

Bender:If you prick me, do I not bleed?

Bender:Okay, that was a bad example! Ow! I'm bleeding!

Bender:I don't think so! I think I might not be able to think!

Leela · Bender:Bender, how were you leaping through the air that entire time? I wasn't! My first leap missed by a mile, so I leapt again. But I never stopped screaming for a second!

Leela:Bender, how were you leaping through the air that entire time?

Fry:I, Philip J. Fry, hereby pledge to watch every TV show ever made.

Bender:Except clams! To hell with clams!

Amy:She was my aunt!

Leela:Unlike clams!

Leela · Bender:Why are we in a robot strip club? Because we had to do this in a place that's meaningful to me!

Professor · Professor:I barely make any effort to keep myself alive. / Oof!

Amy · Professor:We know! Stop telling us! I didn't even have to go.

Professor:According to these old maps, which I use in lieu of toilet paper...

Professor · Leela · Professor:Free clean power! / Clean? / Oh my, no.

Professor:Contact in four! Three! Number two!

Professor:Contact in four! Three! Number two!

Leela:Let's rarely speak of that again.

Professor:Let's rarely speak of that again.

Amy:Aw, they're so cute! Now I care about them!

Leela · Professor · Simulated Leela:What is it, Professor? / No, him. / What is it, Professor?

Leela · Professor:A simulation... Within a simulation!? Where does it all end? - Hopefully there.

Professor:You sound like a stoned freshman!

Fry:Nailed it!

Professor:Oh, nothing. I just had a loogie in my throat. Possibly a simulated loogie.

Amy:Oh, my glorsh!

Fry:Actually, I'm not. Is this about a new soda?

Fry:Like playing a new video game on a crummy underpowered game system! That my cheapskate grandma got me.

Fry:That my cheapskate grandma got me.

Bender:Guess again, loser.

Fry · Leela:Honestly. I wanna know if I'm not living in a simulation, but not if I am. Does that make sense? Surprisingly, yes.

Professor:Oh, I never should have outsourced it to that Indian middle schooler.

Professor:like a big flaming ball of Microsoft Word

Bender:Plus, I like delivering bad news.

Professor · Bender:Since you're basically just software in a greasy wad of aluminum foil... Aw...

Professor:It's Benders all the way down.

Bender:I don't wanna live in a world where I'm less real than everyone else. Those are my people in there, in Baloney Town.

Bender:Those are my people in there, in Baloney Town.

Bender:Those are my people in there, in Baloney Town.

Dr. Zoidberg:How will I go on without you? I'll get a broom.

Bender:Probably a bad clam.

Leela:I think it makes no difference at all. Either way, the laws of the universe are way beyond our control. So, what can we do? We just make the best of it.

Fry:I think it makes no difference at all. Either way, the laws of the universe are way beyond our control. So, what can we do? We just make the best of it.

Bender:I feel, therefore I am. It doesn't matter if I'm real? Not one bit.

Bender · Fry:I feel, therefore I am. It doesn't matter if I'm real? Not one bit.

Fry:That's robots for you.

Hermes · Professor:Are we talking regular slow or bureaucrat slow? Infinitely slower than that.