The One Amigo

Amy · Mom:This isn't kid's stuff, Mom! We're making NFTs.

Amy:Hardly. Though, in this case, yes.

Amy:Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original!

Mom:Blockchain. Blockchain. Block... Blockchain? That is so interest...

Amy:They look kinda cool, yet also extremely stupid.

Bender:Cool yet stupid, you say? Clearly, I, Bender, am destined to be the next smash-hit NFT!

Amy · Leela:You know, he might be just stupid enough. - Might be.

Leela:Oops. Wrong gun.

Bender:That's 'cause I bought it. You know, to trick suckers into thinking it's valuable. Then I paid a quarter.

Bender:This whole NFT thing is completely crooked? I love it!

Amy · Bender:You're not gonna believe this. You just made 90... - Million? - Four... - Thousand? - Dollars! - Cents?

Bender:Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich!

Bender:In your face, kids who helped me!

Bender:You children really earned that ice cream. I probably should have paid for it. Anyway, thanks for the ice cream.

Mom:That kind.

Museum patron:Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish is exceeded only by the laziness of the art itself.

Museum guard:Excuse me? No. This piece belongs to the museum. Could you step aside, sir? You're blocking the art.

Museum curator:That concept now resides in our NFT, so... scoot!

Amy · Leela:Does it look like we're in a stupid TV show? - Kind of.

Bender:I can't even factor six! I've tried!

Bender:Then truly I have nothing! Goodbye, jerks! I'm off to rediscover the concept of Bender!

Amy · Bender:Mexxxico, with three Xs. - Got it. Adios, carnitas bags.

Mexican robot · Bender:Hola, amigo. - Close enough.

Mexican robot:¡También es magnífico!

Doblando:Because, they were bad at building stuff.

Potter:¿Quién es este idiota?

Bender · Doblando:Aw. It's cute how bad they suck. - Well, it's basically impossible to score. The ball is just a big heavy rock.

Bender:That's so weird. The house and me have the same last name!

Young robot:Parasite!

Abuelatron:Nieto. You move away when you just eight seconds old.

Abuelatron:Bah, I don't like talk about feelings. Time for a drink.

Bender:You're a booze bag? Me, too!

Professor:You can't just steal an NFT off the wall. To steal an abstract mathematical construct, you need a professor.

Professor:I even purchased tiny NFTs at tremendous expense to simulate the museum's collection.

Professor:And there's a fully functioning tiny cafeteria!

Professor · Leela:Not in the TV itself, as certain unnamed idiots might think. - Rude.

Leela:I don't care if they can't see me. I paid for this custom one-eyed mask, and I'm wearing it!

Bender:C-Could you tell me about her? I-I barely remember anything because she was so uninteresting.

Abuelatron:Because I steal it.

Abuelatron · Bender:I steal again. [giggles] - Ooh, you are a bad grandma!

Bender:Ha! You miss more shots than a stormtrooper!

Announcer:It's gonna be fundito on a bundito!

URL · Smitty:Man, why every time I talk feelings, you gotta change the damn subject? - I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better.

Bender · Doblando:[flatly] No! - I have accidentally lost the ball!

Bender:Swish, baby! In my face!

Announcer:Queso on a cross! Bender has won the tournament!

Zoidberg:I'm feeling 2,000 hurts right now.

URL:I guess my parents never showed much affection, so in my own sex life... Robbery in progress, baby. Thank God.

Doblando:How can you say such a thing? I tried almost my very best.

Villager:I guess we'll never know what he was trying to say.

Fry:But I hit delete! Really hard!

Professor:I should not have booby-trapped my toothstick.

Professor:Ass!

Bender:Did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic.

Bender:It was 109, but thanks for rounding up.

Emperor · Bender · Emperor:and that one lets you play solitaire on your phone. - And that one? - Es macramé.

Bender:Aw, come on! You've already got a wall full of algorithms!

Bender:But it was given to me by my poor old mother, What's Her Name. [sniffles]

Emperor:We no move, estupido.

Amy · Bender:Um, actually... - What?! - Why is it still here? - I hate this place!

Professor:No conceivable reason.