Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

Twilight Zone narrator parody:Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open... The scary door.

Senator · Alien:Because you are one!

Lrrr:The saints just needed a field goal to tie!

NDND:Lrrr, you lazy ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! You said you would conquer a planet today, but you have not even shed your skin yet!

NDND:You want yolks? Fine. Enjoy your stroke.

Fry:Well, that's because he was bitten by a radioactive superman!

Leela:After I leave here, I'm getting a memory enema.

Bender:Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg. This stuff is butt-grade crap.

Fry:Good thing everyone is freshly bathed and groomed.

Comic fan:That's the rare Zapp Brannigan with recording session blooper! 'don't tell me how to do the line.' It sickens me.

Matt Groening parody:It's set in the year 4000, and we call it Futurella!

Bender:Fox has really streamlined the process.

Bender:When are you going to make a second Simpsons movie?

Sergio Aragonés parody:You want it? Take it! It's brought me nothing but misery.

Sergio Aragonés parody:Mmm, it stinks.

Fry:That's just some relish from a hot dog I found.

Amy:Every nerd's fantasy, baby.

Lrrr:Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you!

Leela:'I was in your mouth for five minutes' - Leela recognizing Lrrr

Leela:They're probably just waiting for Joss Whedon.

Leela:I was in your mouth for five minutes.

Contest winner:Whoo! I got fruit boobs!

NDND:I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring back is J.J. Abrams' face?

Lrrr:I built this castle with my own two slaves!

Leela · Fry:'So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling, and passed out?' followed by 'And the walls.'

Bender:And the walls.

Lrrr:Lrrr demands the comfort of pop-psychological platitudes!

Bender:Do whatever the hell you want, then walk away and light a cigar.

Lrrr:Also, they house my testes.

Bender:It's the perfect accessory for out-of-shape middle-aged creeps like you. Yeah, I said it!

Grrl:What, this old thing? Ah, I murdered my father.

Fry's comic character:I may be just a simple delivery boy with no super powers, so there's nothing I can do. Okay.

Leela:Why should I care about the hero when all he does is cry?

Lrrr · Grrl:Mmm, that dinner was a worthy foe. Yes, we shall not see its like again.

Lrrr · Grrl:You're a human?! Only physically!

Grrl:This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr! Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!

Orson Welles:You're asking me, the renowned spokesman for Paul Masson wine, to recreate my brilliant 1938 radio broadcast merely to deceive and impress the wife of this skinny reptile? Sorry. Never mind. I'll do it for free.

Orson Welles:Now, how in God's name do I know what the fellow looks like if he's inside a ship miles in the air? It's just foolish on its face.

NDND:Ooh... I could swear his horns have gotten longer.

NDND:I could swear his horns have gotten longer.

Lrrr:How many dead? Uh, I don't know. Uh, 80 million?

Lrrr:Damn, I'm good.

Zapp Brannigan:We fought like hell, sir, but in the end, we caved like a house of soufflé cards.

Lrrr:I'm just trying to get the leg taste out of my mouth.

Lrrr:My organs are moving into position.

Bender:Frying pans, cast-iron frying pans.

Lrrr:I barely mated with her.

NDND:I demand the ancient ritual of rrmmr-Mr-fr-mrh or consequences.

Fry:Rrmmr-Mr-fr-mrh or what?

Fry:Ray-blocking power.

Grrl:Come back, Lrrr! I want to have your popplers!

Fry:Pfft, it's just a cheap teleporter.

Villain in comic:I didn't shoot yet.

Villain in comic:As usual, your delivery arrived too soon.

Delivery-boy man in comic:Thank my meteor-wishing power with your lips.