Lrrr

Lrrr:Is this thing on?

Fry · Lrrr:- Miniskirts? That sounds familiar. - Really?

Fry · Lrrr:- Wait, I know her. - You do not, you big fat liar.

Lrrr:If she wants to be taken seriously, why not tear the judge's head off?

Lrrr:It is true what they say. Women are from Persei Seven. Men are from Persei Nine.

Lrrr:Overall, I would rate it a C-Plus. Okay, not great.

Lrrr:Now we must return to our planet... to catch a 1000-year-old Leno monologue.

Lrrr:Turn down the TV, Indunda.

Lrrr:When you know you can't scratch, that's when you really have to. Oh, yeah! That feels a lot better... What? It's still on?

Nixon · Lrrr:It'd be great with quack-a-mole. Stop eating our young! And it's guacamole!

Kif · Nixon · Lrrr · Nixon:It's 198 billion, sir. Very well. You will provide us with 198 billion humans. And small fries. Lrrr! All right. Cottage cheese.

Waiter · Lrrr:That comes with salad or soup. Salad. Ranch or vinaigrette? Balsamic or raspberry?

Lrrr:I think there was something funny in that hippie.

Lrrr:He's a madman! A madman!

Lrrr:You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going!

Lrrr:All your base are belong to us.

Lrrr:Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters! No slugs or tokens!

Lrrr · Leela:Fork them over! Forget it, you pixelated pirates! We need quarters to do our laundry!

Lrrr:But space invaders need to do laundry, too. Look at Donkey Kong. Have you smelled his loincloth?

Lrrr:What if we put our laundry in with yours? Would that be okay?

Leela · Lrrr:I guess so. Okay, that settles that. But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!

Lrrr:Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Lrrr:This is a Joey-Heavy episode anyway.

Lrrr:And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?

Lrrr:This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!

Lrrr:Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it... Something you put in salad dressing?

Ndnd · Lrrr:Like you've ever seen a salad. My weight is appropriate and attractive.

Lrrr:But I thought the horn was the human wing-dang-doodle.

Lrrr:Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny secondary horn.

Lrrr:Then bring it to our royal bedchamber and put it in the sock drawer... With the other things that have failed to arouse my passion for this woman.

Lrrr · Ndnd:Yes, but I'm the one who injured them. Oh, shush. You stepped on them by accident and then you cried all night.

Lrrr:Bang. Zoom. Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8.

Lrrr · Bender:This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small-- In this case, small! Whoo!

Lrrr:The saints just needed a field goal to tie!

Lrrr:Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you!

Lrrr:I built this castle with my own two slaves!

Lrrr:Lrrr demands the comfort of pop-psychological platitudes!

Lrrr:Also, they house my testes.

Lrrr · Grrl:Mmm, that dinner was a worthy foe. Yes, we shall not see its like again.

Lrrr · Grrl:You're a human?! Only physically!

Lrrr:How many dead? Uh, I don't know. Uh, 80 million?

Lrrr:Damn, I'm good.

Lrrr:I'm just trying to get the leg taste out of my mouth.

Lrrr:My organs are moving into position.

Lrrr:I barely mated with her.

Lrrr:He's as clean as a freshly waxed buttock

Bender · Lrrr:Hey! Did you put your tongue in my ear? Certainly not. I don't have a tongue. Oh, good. 'cause I don't have an ear.

Lrrr:I am lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! I demand extra dipping sauce! How many? I don't know. Two?

Lrrr · Server:Is that Crab Rangoon? No, he's Dr. Zoidberg.

Lrrr:Here. Place my lead-lined overcape in the Closet of Heavy Things.

Lrrr:Wrong! Ndnd got them from an inspirational placemat.

Lrrr:your dress covered in the blood of three B'dnkian warriors. You took me in your arms and ate the morsel of B'dnkian entrail lodged in my cleavage. It was delicious.

Officiant · Lrrr:If it please the Lord? Yeah, I love that kinda stuff.

Lrrr · Ndnd:Why do I have to use the hook? I hate the hook. You managed to capture me with it at our first wedding. You weren't the intended target.

Lrrr:But enough about me. Stick to the script.

Lrrr:I am Brrr, devourer of fish and honey!

Lrrr:Next you'll be telling me I can't crap in the woods!

Lrrr:Lrrr watching TV: 'This truly is the golden age of television.'

Lrrr:'Right now, NBC needs my love more than you do.'

Lrrr:'Well, let's work up to that one.'

Lrrr:'That is for Grrrl Scouts! Men bring the skulls home, women arrange them.'

Lrrr:'before I get my expletives deleted!'

Lrrr:'His bowels aren't gonna disem themselves.'

Lrrr:'Just pick something and blow it up so I can get home in time for The Finder-Outer.'

Lrrr:Aw, crap, he's on every channel!

Lrrr:'Where's my Hot in Cleveland?' during embargo announcement

Lrrr:'Jrrr, how do I watch a funny on the YouTube?'

Lrrr:'I thought I told you to kill those foos.'

Lrrr · Jrrr:'You shot your hamster.' 'I told you, that was suicide.'

Lrrr · Guard:'Love harder!' 'We can't, sir. The men have been hurt too often.'

Lrrr:'It's not lame, it's lamé.'

Lrrr:'which is delicious, by the way; I've been drinking it every day'

Lrrr Jr · Lrrr:What else should I post, Dad? - Who cares? The crazier the better. Tell 'em worm medicine helps!

LaBarbara · Lrrr · Ndnd:It's a highly contagious Omicron variant. - You're a contagious variant! - Go back where you came from, you Omi-clods.

Lrrr · Crew member:Here, place my lead-lined overcape in the Closet of Heavy Things. [groans] I love my job.

Lrrr · Ndnd:Wrong! Ndnd got them from an inspirational placemat. It was a quality placemat.

Lrrr · Ndnd:Your dress covered in the blood of three B'dnkian warriors. You took me in your arms and ate the morsel of B'dnkian entrail lodged in my cleavage. It was delicious.

Officiant · Lrrr:Having completed the sacred vows, the groom will now crush the skull of his father-in-law, if it please the Lord? Yeah, I love that kind of stuff.

Lrrr · Best man:Keep it clean. My father's crushed skull is here. Intelligent, loyal, brave. A great leader. But enough about me.