Fry is heartbroken to learn Leela's soulmate is someone other than him.
WAR
39.6
Wins Above Replacement
“Fifty Shades Of Green” ranks #107 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 74.2 — Great. The episode packs 60 scored jokes at 3.2 per minute, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.4 on impact, with Fry landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Hermes: Too bad you're not hers.
Hermes Dark/Subversive Misdirection ★ Rewatch Bender: That's the beautiful day we met and attempted suicide.
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Bender: Really? Well, there's no law against mercy bludgeoning.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Robot Santa: Another Xmas come and gone. And to everyone I didn't kill, season's greetings! And hold still next year. Ho!
Leela: Wow, it just keeps metaphoring.
Leela Meta/Self-Referential Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Standout Moments
Bender: That's the beautiful day we met and attempted suicide.
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Hermes: Too bad you're not hers.
Hermes Dark/Subversive Misdirection ★ Rewatch Bender: Really? Well, there's no law against mercy bludgeoning.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 60 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Robot Santa: Another Xmas come and gone. And to everyone I didn't kill, season's greetings! And hold still next year. Ho!
Hermes: We only lost one crew member. Poor Charlie. It was his first day on the job. And he was just a week from retirement.
Hermes Dark/Subversive Setup/Punchline Professor Farnsworth: I'm thinking about mint, but I'm tasting pain.
Professor Farnsworth: Mmm, now I'm tasting about thinking.
Hermes: Therefore, you're all on unpaid leave. So, leave.
Hermes Wordplay/Pun Deadpan/Understatement Leela: Really? You have something better to do than visit old people in the sewer?
Leela Irony/Sarcasm Observational Leela: Say hi to Bender's nonexistent parents for me.
Leela Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Fry: Less than twice, more than nunce.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Absurdist ★ Rewatch Fry: Eh, must be outta batteries.
Fry Visual Gag Deadpan/Understatement Zoidberg: I don't know what's going on, but I love circling.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Fry: Uh, maybe ten? Or 45? Who knows! It's impossible to say with all the time loops we've been through.
Fry Meta/Self-Referential Absurdist ★ Rewatch Shopkeeper: How may I pervert you?
Shopkeeper · Fry: 'filthy porno'? Ah, yes. I think I have what you're looking for.
Store clerk: Right this way for your 'porno,' sir.
Fry: Um... I forget what it's called. The language my mouth knows.
Fry Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Terry: Nobody needed Rudy Giuliani anyway.
Terry Dark/Subversive Observational Leela: He had faker things to do.
Leela Wordplay/Pun Irony/Sarcasm Leela: He couldn't make it. He had faker things to do.
Leela Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Sewer dweller: This one's on mes. I likes to help young loverses.
Fry · Leela: Welcome to the world of tomorr-- Intruder! Ow!
Fry Leela Physical/Slapstick Misdirection Callback Kenny G: I wasn't given a name, but I'm gonna assume it's you.
Kenny G Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement Kenny G: Thanks. I call it G-water.
Kenny G Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Fry · Leela: We don't have a joint bank account. Well, not anymore.
Leela · Fry: We don't have a joint bank account. Well, not anymore.
Bender: Oh snap! She 'Philip'd' you. That is cold.
Bender Observational Character Comedy Professor Farnsworth: Hey! You can't do that! That's my only thing!
Zoidberg: No, I'm a deep, rich salmon.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Professor Farnsworth: genital pics, and so on
Professor Farnsworth: Everything, you whimpering imbecile!
Bender: She ran off with the bicycle pump.
Bender Absurdist Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Shopkeeper: Come back, baby! We can work it out!
Bender: I think it was the new name after the collapse of the USA.
Bender Dark/Subversive Observational Zoidberg: I have a universal male plug. You never know who you might meet.
Amy: I know Kif and I are soulmates, so this is gonna be fun. Right, Kiffy?
Amy Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Amy · Kif: It's me! Oh thank the Grand Midwife's porous skin sack. It was always you.
Amy Kif Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Leela: Wow, it just keeps metaphoring.
Leela Meta/Self-Referential Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Zoidberg: I'll give him a smell assault.
Zoidberg: That's the worst picture of me I've ever seen!
Zoidberg Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Fry: And they spelled my name wrong!
Fry Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Bender: I can't believe it. My little Fry is becoming a murderer.
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Branch: Why didn't it hurt very much?
Branch Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Fry: Of course, you idiot! She's my roommate!
Fry Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Branch: I don't like the way that tree is walking.
Fry: Hmm, very nice, but how do you know its pronouns?
Fry Observational Character Comedy Bender: You're no son of mine!
Bender Character Comedy Escalation Zoidberg: since you came to this hospital instead of letting me treat you.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Callback Branch: Yeah, a six-foot-four nobody with really good health insurance.
Branch Deadpan/Understatement Observational Zoidberg: Is it a penis reduction?
Zoidberg Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Zoidberg: Is it a penis reduction? I'm just guessing based on the chart.
Amy: Well, I got a really cute skirt on sale, and you've been in a coma for a month. It's plaid.
Amy Character Comedy Misdirection Bender: He's cheatin' on you, Chastity!
Bender Character Comedy Observational Fry · Bender: Maybe I can convince Branch that Leela and I belong together... if I can just talk to him. Strangle him, you say?
Fry: Aw, geez! Get a greenhouse.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Observational Bender: That's it! I'm gettin' my shovel!
Bender Character Comedy Escalation Leela: Yeah, although I have to say he's always plant-splaining stuff to me.
Leela Wordplay/Pun Observational Fry: I killed it again. Sorry.
Fry Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Leela: sometimes you wanna talk about something other than botany.
Leela Character Comedy Observational 