Fifty Shades Of Green

TV Announcer:TV parody of procedural shows: 'Some cops can read minds. Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader.'

TV Announcer:'I could solve this crime if only I had personally watched it happen.'

TV Gabriel:Angel Gabriel refusing to help cop: 'Nah, man, I ain't seen nothing for no cop.'

TV Detective:'There's only one way to know who committed this crime. I'll just have to... find out.'

Lrrr:Lrrr watching TV: 'This truly is the golden age of television.'

Lrrr:'Right now, NBC needs my love more than you do.'

Ndnd:'Either help the boy, or go outside and degauss the lawn!'

Lrrr:'Well, let's work up to that one.'

Lrrr:'That is for Grrrl Scouts! Men bring the skulls home, women arrange them.'

Professor:'Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.'

Professor:'my arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass.'

Fry:'I've seen those. In the Great Monkey Desert.'

Morbo:'We interrupt your TV being off for this special bulletin.'

Jrrr:Jrrr's nervous invasion attempt: 'Um, hi? I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. I just wanted to know-- well, I'm here to invade your planet?'

Jrrr:I just wanted to know-- well, I'm here to invade your planet?

Nixon · Agnew:Nixon and Agnew laughing at cute invasion before gun powers up and 'Uh-oh.'

Lrrr:'before I get my expletives deleted!'

Lrrr:'His bowels aren't gonna disem themselves.'

Lrrr:'Just pick something and blow it up so I can get home in time for The Finder-Outer.'

Nixon:'He killed my second-to-last Agnew.'

Nixon:'Clone of Agnew is gone, killed in his clomping shoes by ruthless Omicronians.'

Lrrr:Aw, crap, he's on every channel!

Lrrr:'Where's my Hot in Cleveland?' during embargo announcement

Leela:'If we want to breathe sulfuric acid and get our heads torn off by giant lizards, we can always go to Gary, Indiana.'

Professor:'Even I would never send you to Gary, Indiana.'

Bender:'Sweet toke of Ocracoke, this stuff's the Omichronic!'

Leela · Bender:'Then engage deflector shields.' 'That's from TV, Geordi.'

Leela · Bender:'Well, what sort of stealth technology do we have? A can of paint.'

Military Officer:'Home, eh? That's where I live. Let them through the blockade.'

Zoidberg:'Screwed again, my friend.' (Zoidberg's reaction to being left out of buddy system)

Fry · Bender:'I think it's leaking enchantment.' 'That's not enchantment, it's the herbs!'

Professor:'Everyone, start filling these dime bags.'

Bender:'First Law of Robotics, baby.'

Bender:'I saw him in the, uh, kitchen. With Dinah. You know, the dyno-matic food-service robot.'

Omicronian TV:Omicronian TV show with canned laughter and grunting

Fry · Jrrr:Fry eating Jrrr's feces thinking it's candy

Fry · Jrrr:You're an alien? Do you speak English? English?

Fry:'Feces pieces? Blech! You must be hungry. Really hungry.'

Fry:but I'm kind of picky.

Jrrr:No, 'turd-eater.'

Jrrr · Fry:'I'm gonna call you 'T.' For terrestrial?' 'No, turd-eater.'

Jrrr:'(mocking) 'cause he can't watch television.'

Fry · Jrrr:Both characters simultaneously saying Lrrr's full title: 'Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.'

Bender:He went out to buy you flowers. Whatever kind you like best. 'Cause he loves you and crap.

Bender:Fry is one guy I'd definitely never abandon.

Jrrr:Jrrr showing Fry weapons: 'This is my fleam. You use it to peel the skin off your enemies layer by layer till they die or whatever.'

Fry:My friend Bender, who I'll never see again.

Bender:Bender talking to Fry's bed: 'I didn't abandon you! You wandered off! Stop judging me, Fry-bed!'

Bender:'Oh, it's just not the same without the muffled screams.'

Fry:Fry's voicemail: 'we're out getting drunk at the Olive Garden'

Bender:Bender manipulating voicemail: 'I'm... drunk... right now. So just leave. I love you. Olive... you.'

Bender · Professor:Bender's voicemail manipulation: 'Mice... Mice... Myself... Elf... Elf.' 'Elves are back.'

Jrrr:'Watch out! Sorry. This planet has a moon problem.'

Jrrr · Fry:'It's powered by love.' 'Aww.' 'Okay, stop loving me so much so we can land.'

Bender:Those are the letters that Fry knows!

Lrrr:'Jrrr, how do I watch a funny on the YouTube?'

Lrrr:'I thought I told you to kill those foos.'

Lrrr · Jrrr:'You shot your hamster.' 'I told you, that was suicide.'

Fry:'The week I spent hiding in your closet, eating your turds, was the best week of my life.'

Omicronian Guard:'He's escaping on a bicycle powered by love. Which is an ordinary thing on this planet.'

Lrrr · Guard:'Love harder!' 'We can't, sir. The men have been hurt too often.'

Drrr:'I could, but he'd only live another 80 years at most. The humane thing is to put him to sleep.'

Lrrr:'It's not lame, it's lamé.'

Jrrr:which is delicious, by the way; I've been drinking it every day--

Lrrr:'which is delicious, by the way; I've been drinking it every day'

Drrr:'Good news! Nobody has to kill him after all. Because he already died!'

Jrrr:'At least his butt is.' (Fry's glowing posterior indicating he's alive)

Professor:'The electromagnetic intensity of the robot's friendship is causing the herbs in his bowels to bioluminesce with love. Probably.'

Bender:'Stuck on another delivery that he undertook on his own.'

Leela:'Remember that make out session in that dark closet? You were like a machine.'