The Problem With Popplers

Fry:I hate the Moochers. They offer you a drink... but their wallet's always in the other pants... which they borrowed from me!

Bender:Fight to the death. I'll cook the loser. Work his gut. I like it tender.

Leela:No, we're a billion miles from nowhere. It probably only has a Howard Johnson's.

Fry:I'm good at foraging. I found mushrooms on my bathmat.

Fry · Bender:I found some rocks! You eat rocks, right? Not even sautéed in a little mud?

Fry · Bender:Look! A ditch full of fried shrimp! Are you blind? Looks more like a hole full of fried prawns.

Fry:They're great! They're like sex! Except I'm having them!

Amy · Leela · Amy:They're tasty. What about Tasty-cles? Not that. Why not? It sounds like frozen mountain oysters on a stick. You know, Test-cicles.

Mr. Krabs analog:Slow down there, Sigmund! I can't stand poor people getting free food.

Delivery person:Where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?

Fishy Joe:You're a guy who eats at Fishy Joe's? Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe!

Fry:I'll be rich! You too, but that doesn't excite me.

Commercial singer:Pop a Poppler at Fishy Joe's... Pick them, lick them, chew them, stick them, if you won't sue. Shove one up your nose

Fishy Joe:Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!

Hippie · Fishy Joe:You can't own property, man! I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie!

Hippie:No, it isn't. We taught a lion to eat tofu.

Fishy Joe · Bender:Okay, we won't eat you! I'll go get some more bricks.

Poppler:Mama!

Professor Farnsworth:Congratulations! I assume Amy is the father?

Bender:She's hallucinating from lack of Popplers. Eat some now!

Amy · Fry:Parrots talk and we eat them, right? Maybe it learned as a parlor trick. Like Fry. Like Fry! Like Fry!

Professor Farnsworth:There's one way, and only one way, to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain.

Poppler:No! Mama! Stop Grandpa!

Passerby:You, maybe.

Leela:Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce, tangy sweet and sour sauce! Stop eating the fiesta Popplers salad! Stop taking advantage of the cheaper 12-pack!

Leela:Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce, tangy sweet and sour sauce! Stop eating the fiesta Popplers salad!

TV Host · Someone:Taronga? That's her name, Philip.

Poppler:Ca-ca.

Fishy Joe:The reason we don't eat people is the lousy taste.

Poppler:Ca-ca head. Mean, old ca-ca head.

Free Waterfall Jr.:Stop it! I call murder on that!

Fishy Joe:I'm willing to grant it's murder. The real issue is... Who's gonna stop me?

News anchor:And crap like I've never seen!

Lrrr:Turn down the TV, Indunda.

Lrrr:When you know you can't scratch, that's when you really have to. Oh, yeah! That feels a lot better... What? It's still on?

Nixon · Lrrr:It'd be great with quack-a-mole. Stop eating our young! And it's guacamole!

Kif · Nixon · Lrrr · Nixon:It's 198 billion, sir. Very well. You will provide us with 198 billion humans. And small fries. Lrrr! All right. Cottage cheese.

Zapp Brannigan:I'll do my part. Kif? Clear my schedule.

Bender:Just wipe out humanity. Get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.

Nixon:I filled up on nuts negotiating.

Commercial announcer:Try our new Extreme Walrus Juice! One hundred percent fresh-squeezed walrus! Ride the walrus!

Bender · Fry:You're just a carbon-based life form... but I'll always think of you as a big pile of titanium. Just like titanium.

Bender:Someone's acting awfully aluminum.

Fry:Tell it to Wingus and Dingus.

Leela:It doesn't look anything like me! The hair's all wrong.

Leela:It doesn't look anything like me! The hair's all wrong.

Kif:Please, I'm creating!

Fry · Bender:That's Leela! I'm seeing double!

Waiter · Lrrr:That comes with salad or soup. Salad. Ranch or vinaigrette? Balsamic or raspberry?

Waiter:Would you like some human with your salt?

Fishy Joe:Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippie?

Free Waterfall Jr.:You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola.

Leela:Go consummate yourself.

Jurr:Little one, get out of there! I'm going to count to Blorks!

Fry:Hear me out! There are many good reasons to eat! Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man!

Lrrr:I think there was something funny in that hippie.

Free Waterfall Jr.:Dude, my hands are huge! They can touch anything but themselves. Oh, wait...

Amy:No, this one blew his money on lottery tickets.

Various:Pass the blowhole. Fluke, please. Quit hogging the bottle-nose! Toss me the speech center of the brain!