Bender Gets Made

Fry:No, this one is! Wait, that one was worse. Ah, so far so good on this one!

Announcer:Cooking Slugs For Dinner and Cooking Dinner for Slugs

Elzar:Now, this is why I prefer your non-stick robots.

Elzar:Step one: Boil some oysters in a pot of Neptune-style gumbo.

Fry · Bender:Bender, try to be a little quieter. - No, you shut up!

Elzar:Now and then, knock it up a notch with your spice weasel.

Bender:Bam! Yeah! Bam it again! Knock it up a notch! Who let him into the studio? Come on! Work that weasel! Quit holding out!

Leela:My eye! I'm blind!

Patient · Zoidberg:Tell me, doctor, how's my cyst? Grande.

Leela:I don't like this doctor. I've lost more patients than he's treated.

Doctor · Leela:A grayish blob? Right. And this one? A grayish blob? Not as right that time.

Zoidberg:but I have more skill in my claw than you have in your whole body!

Zoidberg:Sure. Butter me up with candy. Well, it won't work, sonny!

Zoidberg:Clack.

Leela · Fry:Leela! We're right here! I'm not deaf! I just have to wear a patch. Does it look stupid? No! It looks so nice, I think I might get one too.

Bender:It's Elzar! I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

Bender:Hooray for blind-ey! Oh, God. I'm coming down!

Fry:Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork! Is there any meat he can't jerk?

Amy · Elzar:The king crab is to die for! Look, a tiny, edible crown! What's it made of? Wood.

Amy · Fry:It's robot food. It's so good! Just try a little. No, really, I don't... Are you all right? Oh, yeah, the salad's fantastic! So fresh.

Professor:Oh, my! That steamed carrot was a bit spicy.

Leela · Elzar · Bender:Hey! A bill? You're charging us, after you blinded me? I made a nice meal. This ain't a charity. Twelve hundred dollars? Holy zombie Jesus!

Leela · Bender:We don't have that! Especially not him. They took away my credit cards.

Bender · Cop:I was picking my nose. Picking his nose! Get him!

Bender:Don't hit me! I'm brittle!

Elzar:I don't know. I try to hire people who are less unbearable.

Fry · Amy · Leela · Professor:Bender's a model employee! He's so polite! And hardworking. He's made of candy.

Cop · Bender:You better keep your nose clean. That'll be easy. I never wear it.

Leela:My walk took a little longer than usual. Nibbler took me through the zoo.

Fry:You look beautiful! My favorite artist is Picasso!

Professor:A gamma-powered mechanical monster with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a coal-black heart!

Bender · Elzar:Bam! Bam yourself.

Bender · Elzar · Robot Mafia:Are they the Robot Mafia? Yes. You call this a table? You call this a table? I wouldn't hit a guy with this!

Don-Bot:I like this guy's lack of style.

Don-Bot:I give the guy cement shoes which he likes better than his lead ones.

Bender:I'm trying, but it's not easy.

Don-Bot · Bender:It's a twenty. It is? Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to... Wait a minute!

Bender:I've always wanted to be a goon!

Bender · Elzar:I've always wanted to be a goon! Hey, Elzar! I quit! Okay!

Bender · Don-Bot:Wow! You guys run numbers? Ones and zeroes mostly.

Bender:That's what my mom said.

Oil-ade Robot:I'm programmed to only sell oil-aide and write cute backwards letters.

Bender:Which I'm sort of in.

Cop:But check out today's 'Marmaduke.' Solid.

Cop 1 · Cop 2:Smells nice too. Better than me? Oh, yeah.

Don-Bot:File not found.

Clamps:That's my name, you numbskull! Don't make me clamp you one!

Don-Bot · Bender:How's Blotto? It's gritty, and I can keep my monogrammed slippers.

Clamps:It'll be clamp this, clamp that, ba-da-clamp!

Bender:I can't move. Oh, I think I'm gonna output.

Leela:That's coming out of your pay!

Bender:The secret of robot cooking: Start with a high-quality oil. Then eat it.

Bender:I can stink up a hospital with one of those!

Don-Bot:All without any killing. You've got some fresh new ideas! I admire that.

Clamps:They won't know what clamped them!

Leela:Eyes are for chumps.

Fry:Wait, the letters that normally say 'Master Steering Wheel Co.' say 'Nibbler.' Oh, no!

Fry:Great. The one time I forgot to buy flight insurance!

Clamps:Think I should use these clamps that I use every day, at every opportunity? You're a genius, you idiot!

Bender:Sorry I'm tardy, old bean. I was enjoying a watercress sandwich.

Bender:I say, get the hell off me!

Bender · Fry:Chew on this! What ho! Stop it! Take that, you twit! No, stop it!

Bender · Don-Bot:Let me take care of the dirty work. Hey, I like your attitude. And your accent. Keep it up and I might get you your own pair of clamps.

Clamps:He's gonna get clamps? Clamps! Clamps, clamps, clamps.

Amy:He was like a computer that ran on magic.

Bender:Yes, I am! Having just regained consciousness!

Professor:Where am I now?

Professor:Oh, sweet legal tender!

Fry · Leela:Maybe someday I'll tell. And maybe someday I won't listen.