The Butterjunk Effect

Kif:Oh, oh, it's always so hard to decide. Um, uh, tap. I mean bottled.

Amy · Leela:Ooh, I love your boots, Leela. Nobody would ever guess they're knockoffs. How could you tell? I guessed.

Amy · Leela:'Bam!' followed by compliment about knockoff boots

Leela:Like how I might say I like Amy's dress 'cause it covers all her tramp stamps.

Leela:Now, enough about who is and who isn't a Chinese skank.

Leela:Oh, those lunar crybabies claim the rocks were stolen by the Apollo astronauts. They consider them part of their cultural heritage.

Fry:'Why are we bringing moon rocks to the moon?'

Bender:Nice work, Leela. You're really pulling your weight. Which is saying something.

Moon Hillbilly:You bought that cultural heritage hoo-ha? What a bunch of big-city dummies.

Leela:I don't even need my over-the-shoulder Boulder holder.

Leela:It's like being a voice actor.

Fry:Wait, the butterfly derby is when? And what?

Moon Hillbilly:It's a necessity of the sport, it is.

Bender:This is what I was expecting.

Moon Hillbilly:You see that there? That's called a floor. Once a butterfly hits that, she's out.

Moon Hillbilly:Keep your eye on the ground. That's where she's going to land. Yep, called it.

Amy:Judging from your tank top, you love getting hooted at by hillbillies.

Leela:And you could use the $50 for another gallon of hello kitty perfume.

Moon Hillbilly:The bicker sisters teaming up? Talk about cat women on the moon.

Amy:Why don't you and I ever do things together?

Amy:This is hard. Now I know why butterflies are always so grouchy.

Leela:And we failed because we accidentally kicked those two rockettes to death?

Bender:Yay. They can move their arms.

Abner Doubledeal:Nothing that doesn't happen to everyone eventually.

Abner Doubledeal:What is this, an inquisition? You in or not?

Narrator:But just when it looked like they'd never win... They didn't.

Narrator:'And although sometimes they got beaten, other times, they got beaten badly.'

Amy:Even that team that turned out to be us in the mirror.

Leela:Whoa, that puts the lead in my pencil.

Trainer:Or... Inject it between your toes. Either way works, right?

Professor:So are carrots, but you don't see me injecting them between my toes.

Leela:Sorry, Fry. I already got a double date with arm and hammer.

Bender:Oh, so now I'm your last-resort Booty call, huh? Okay, let's go.

Amy:Cork your face bladder. I'm working!

Amy:Oh, your son's going to die all right... But from neglect. 'Cause you're going home in an urn. A funerary urn.

Kif:She just wants to hit me with various chairs.

Fry:You're lucky. I can't even get Leela to verbally abuse me.

Fry:Wow! It's the second most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Fry · Leela:Hey Leela, want to know what the most beautiful thing is? No. Let's get hopped up.

Park Ranger:Suck 'em, burn 'em... as long as they're not butterflies, I don't give a grand crap.

Amy:What's he gonna do, migrate at us?

Butterfly Curator:But believe me, you'll rue the day you came to the butterfly preserve.

Fry:I don't even know why we're helping find an addictive drug for our mean girlfriends.

Bender:Look, the hammer's already out; I got to smash something.

Kif:It smells like a skunk stuffed with feta cheese.

Bender:Thank God I don't have a nose.

Kif's Dad:That's a day at the beach compared to this.

Fry:Keep your door unlocked tonight. But McGruff the crime dog says... oh!

Bender:I'm done polishing my ass, Fry. Here's your toothbrush back.

Leela:'As God is my witness, I'll never forgive you for this!'

Bender:This planet's got it going on.

Professor:Sweet orgy of Georgia!

Professor:'Sweet orgy of Georgia! Have you girls gone wild?'

Kif:Maybe they could just go warm Turkey?

Professor · Amy:'I'm not surprised. Those pheromones were highly concentrated.' 'Oh, I think I'm getting a little... caterpilly.'

Leela:Oh, I think I'm getting a little... caterpilly.

Leela:Amy, if we get killed, I just want to say it's been an honor riding the roller coaster of addiction and recovery with you, as a team.

Murderfly:I once killed a sea turtle with these boots.

Leela:'He's even more beautiful than before!'

Announcer:'I am so sorry for allowing this lurid sex act to taint an otherwise delightful day of family-friendly violence.'

Bender:That is some freaky bug-on-bug action. I feel a little left out.

Amy:'That is some freaky bug-on-bug action. I feel a little left out.'

Professor:He's grown all these strange insect parts, and he has absolutely no brain activity. Look! He lost the strange insect parts. He's back to normal!