New Beginnings

Leslie insisting on interviewing for her own job with Ron, who repeatedly tells her to just take it

I also walked you down the aisle at your wedding

Give it all back to the taxpayers

Spirit dogs chart showing everyone's assigned dog breeds

You guys think I'm a border collie? So obviously a cocker spaniel

Classic border collie. Has to control everything

Can I get a what-what? What? What? Thank you

Champagne app that pops whenever I say something awesome

I know. And it was only 9 bucks

Larry's endless romantic rambling about love making the world okay

That literally went on forever. I thought you were never gonna stop talking

Ann Perkins, will you marry me?

Cracker dust

I'm a bit of a germaphobe

Oh, no, no, totally understand.

No part of this is how I pictured it

What the hell is wrong with you? Are you in a cult? Can I join?

Let's sacrifice Larry

Everyone is the best. We're cutting vacation time

I can't shower in five minutes

that little dude's wound so tight, he's gonna pop.

Everyone is a blue flyer except Ron

Step one: Chill out a bit. Step two: Get up there and rip it

Indiana blue ribbon panel on irrigation and drainage

Big kangaroo.

When did they put a lamp here?

Are you trying to bribe us?

This isn't a shotgun wedding, although, yes, she is pregnant, and, yes, we did just decide to get married today

That's just for the rehearsal dinner

I placed a single strand of hair along the edge, and that secret strand is unbroken

Whose hair is that? It's brown

It's the most effective hair for binder security. You know that, Ron

You're pranked. Check this out. I took a picture

Wow. Thi--you got me. Good one, makin' me think I was gonna like die in federal prison... Ah, that's super funny, you scamps.

Screw bisque

Stew flutes toast

You let me pee with the door open so I could watch the end of Grey's Anatomy

Just take it and get outta here

Listen. I know that you're the governor or whatever,

I'm just government junior

I feel like you're blowing it. If you want people to like you, you have to play along.

I once did the best prank of all time. I dumped all of my boss's action figures into a fish tank. Yeah, that was me. And I didn't really like it

Second of all, who uses mousse still?

No, I use the juicy space thing--whatever you do.

I don't know! Me either! Maybe let's not? Yeah, I think maybe not

Larry still can't see purple

He picked up the laser and stared right into it

I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us, and I was gonna pretend to be a hero

They were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river, and that's when the divers would go in

What the fuck?

Best prank ever.

Bent over a boiling cauldron of steaming, bubbling meat

Pungent beef smoothies until we bury him under that shed

Hey. Rip it

R-e-s-p-e-g-c

According to Urethra Franklin

According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.

Enough with the mousse, for real

No. We do not

It's why I hired them. Then you betrayed me and turned them into efficient and caring government employees

Was that a death threat?

God help me--you've built a well-functioning government agency