Money Troubles

Let's go, Rieger. Heave the old tush this way.

Where's your friend Burns? / I want to give him a kiss.

That's why you notice I never fraternize with you drivers. / I thought that was our choice.

Why hasn't the young couple invited me to dinner? / After all you've done for them.

I am so hungry I could eat a dog. / Not quite, huh, Latka?

Eat horse? Echhh! / You'd rather eat a dog?

Please pass the salt. / No. Soon. Soon. / He likes salt.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. / Echhh!

Burns, I got a pencil in my hand, and I'm writing down the words, 'Dinner... with... Burns.'

All I wanted was an invitation. And I would say, 'Thanks, but no, because I make it a policy never to fraternize with the help.'

You hurt me, Burns.

I'd be delighted.

Gee, I can hardly wait for my first sunburn.

Brown!

What's wrong? / I think I stole his line. / I'm sorry, Latka.

Yeah, it goes equally as well with fish or meat or... waffles.

Oh, uh, does anyone know a really long toast? / Vootka! / That's it, huh?

Could you please pass the salt? / I'm sorry. I swear it will never happen again. Never.

You must give me your recipe, my dear. / It's just a salad, Latka. / You must give me recipe. / I think you'd better.

Boy, I sure love these little tomatoes. I used to hate the little guys, but then, one day, boom, I love them. Just like that. I still hate big tomatoes.

Look, I'm all out of tomato banter. Can we try something else?

You like cauliflower? I always hated cauliflower.

Then you'll go out and save Bambi's mother.

Melmac. You see that? Ever since I married you, I'm too poor to even get mad good.

Let's do this again sometime.

A little short, huh? / No, a little long.

How much do they need? / $2,500. / I don't think we know them.

Well, I've been driving 16 hours straight, I've got impossible problems, and my marriage is over. / Well, in that case, you don't look so bad.

Sounds like a nice, quiet evening. / Straight to sleep. Do you hear what I'm saying, Alex?

John, are you sure you want to talk about this because I for one, can live without it.

Just say the words. Be nice. / Just one thing. How do I get her to say it?

It's stuck.

Gee, I always wanted one of those. A couch that converts to a high chair.

I'm saying, do you want it in cash or a check?

Alex, there's no need for you to go to the bathroom. I know how I feel. / Yes, there is. I know how I feel.

So that's what that silly smile is on your face every night. That's peace of mind. / You bet. / I sure would miss that smile.

Here goes. [coin flip moment]

Oh, John, it's okay. I'll just be a nurse a little later, that's all. / You don't understand. I lied. It was tails.

Just another day in the life of Alex Rieger, super jerk.

Just another day in the life of Alex Rieger, super jerk.

Boy, we're going to have tongues wagging that night. Huh, toots?

it's a couple of late-night drinks, a little disco dancing, and then magic time.

Okay, if you don't want to ride a rocket to the stars, that's your business. / Thanks. / Of course, if I want to tell everyone you did, that's my business.

Okay, and if I want to tell everyone you couldn't, that's my business.